Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Eclipse Watch
Crazy Cool Watch that looks so SIMPLE! Elegant and Slick, this Watch tells the Time by the Circular White Edge and Bars. It’s an Amazing and Unusual Phenomenon, that also GLOWS in the Dark! SWEET!
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Penguins Brooch
TOO TOO CUTE! Check out this Adorable Holiday Brooch featuring TWIN Penguins! Makes you want to pinch their Cheeks! Brooch in encrusted with Clear Crystals to give your Season some added BLING!
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Eagle Claw Bracelet
WOW OH WOW! This Bracelet is SUPER COOL! Just look at it! Stunning in Detail, Gothic, Punk, Dark… And full of Menacing looking Eagle Claws (or Talons) Dangling off your ARM! AWESOME! I Love it!
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Guillotine Blade Earrings
These Gothic Earrings are Stunning and Chilling at the same time. They are Gracefully Dangle down your Ears and make quite a Statement. It almost makes you want to live an Aristocratic Life! Whoooosh! Klunk! Not anymore!
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Elsa Diamond Snowflake Ring
Frozen… Everybody Loves and Wants to be Elsa. Queen Elsa of Arendelle is a Fictional Character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios Frozen. Voiced by Broadway Singer Idina Menzel, Frozen is a Fairytale by Hans Christian Andersen, Featuring…