Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained, Cruelty-Free, from a Turtle who Saw Better Days as a Hero in a Half-Shell. Poor Thing. Makes a Great Gift Tho! Chop Chop!
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Genuine Turtle Feet Cufflinks
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Best Friends Burger And Fries Pendants
Now this is too cool… A best friends set of pendants (one for you, and one for your best friend), made of burger and fries. What a great pendant to have. The heart is only complete when you and…
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Silver Bullet Earrings
Werewolf Hunting? Vampire Stalking? Better get yourself a pair of Silver Bullet Earrings… Just in case. And these Silver Bullets are the IDEAL Dangles of choice. Made from Tibetan Silver, these Nifty Bullets are Quaint, Sleek, and oh-so-Deadly. Hanging…
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Unicorn Vomiting Rainbow Wrist Watch
With Unicorns being so Popular now, it’s no wonder that the “Puking Rainbows” Meme would cross over to the Cute Overload Side. Originally started as a Rainbow Puking up Rainbow Colors, it’s Morphed into the Funniest Crap. Just like…
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Cthulhu Octopus Ring
Cthulhu is a Deity Created by Writer H. P. Lovecraft and First Introduced in the Short Story “The Call of Cthulhu”, Published in the Pulp Magazine Weird Tales in 1928. Now it makes a very COOL and Creepy Tentacle…
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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