Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained, Cruelty-Free, from a Turtle who Saw Better Days as a Hero in a Half-Shell. Poor Thing. Makes a Great Gift Tho! Chop Chop!
Genuine Turtle Feet Cufflinks
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Santa Cat Earrings
These made me Laugh… Funny Christmas Cat Earrings with a Santa Hat. How Sweet! Featuring Comical Cats, Cast in Hypoallergenic Silver Plated Earrings, with a Cat Head that goes in Front of your Earlobe, and a Cat Body behind….
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Dime N Ring
I’ve actually had a Customer Buy a Real Engagement Ring from me, and come back to Buy a “Fake” one, saying “I got Her the Real one, Now I want to get Her the Dime One!” HA! He knew…
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Hen Pecked Cufflinks
LOL… Got a Buddy who’s Hen Pecked? Well… These Crazy Cufflinks will hit the spot… Hen Pecked is when a Woman constantly Criticizes and gives orders to her Man… “Do this, Do that, Go Here, Why’d ya Do that?”…
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Poo Brooch
LMAO! NICE BROOCH! These Brooches are Hilarious and sure to Provoke a SMILE! Really! A Box that reads: Poop in a Box, that Discretely Hides a Fuzzy Furry Pile of Poop… WITH GOOGLY EYES! HA!
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Breaking Teeth Bangle
This Incredible Bangle made of Resin Features Encased “Pulled Fresh” Bloody Teeth!!! Not REAL, but they look it! Insane, Creepy and COOL! Slip your Wrist into this Bloody Hole Today! Bracelet is approximately 8.5cm in Diameter. Enjoy!
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Grilled Cheese Necklace
“What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” “How do you get a Mouse to Smile?” “Say Cheese!” HA! And this Cheesy Cheese Grilled Cheese Looks-So-Real-Cheese Necklace is too much! It’s making my Stomach Growl. Look at…
