"Mirror Mirror On My Arm..."
Admire yourself to your Heart's Content with this Vain Watch. Check your Nose Hairs, Look at your Eyebrows, See if you have Lettuce in your Teeth... Everyone can use a little Mirror Check. Right? Well, now you can Carry your Mirror everywhere you Go. And if you do Desire to Check the Time (oh Yeah, it's a Watch), then simply Push the Button on the Side and the Time Shows up in Bright LED Lights. It's COOL and PRACTICAL! So Check yourself out TODAY!
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H. R. Giger ELP Lip Ring
I am a HUGE HUGE FAN of H. R. Giger. He’s Recognized as one of the World’s Foremost Artists of Fantastic Realism… AND the Xenomorph! Or I should say THE ALIEN! And this Ring, these Lips, that Tongue, just…
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Pink Lollipop Upper Grillz
Show your Pink Side with this Upper Mouth Grillz. This Blinging Pink and White Rhinestone Grillz are One-Size-Fits-All. They will Fit any Mouth Size, even Crooked Teeth!!! HA! Slide this Pink Lollipop Grillz in your Mouth and SMILE!
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St. Patron of Weight Loss Pendant
Whelp… There you go, there’s a Saint for everything. For this Pendant Necklace is the St. Patron of Weight Loss. Looking for a little Guidance? Some Help from Above to Shed the Fat and Keep your Weight under Control?…
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Butt Naked Ring
Now people will want to Spank your HAND! Especially when you put this BUTT Ring on your Finger! CRAAAAZY RING that’s good for a HOOT, or a BOOT! Butt Naked pretty much says it all. Let Loose, Have FUN!…
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Bloody Cleaver Pendant
With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…