Will Return Necklace

This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)

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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace

I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"

  • Bah Hum Bug Saddle Plugs

    Okay all you Scrooges… These Plugs were made just for YOU! With Red and Green Lettering on a White Acrylic Plug, this Pair of Double Flared, 8mm Plugs read “Bah Hum Bug!” And Bah Hum Bug is right, because…

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  • Santa Claus Dangle Navel Ring

    Stick this Cute, Festive Kris Kringle in your HO HO HOLE this Year and you’ll be Jolly too! Featuring a Bright Red Hat on a Crimson Face and a Fluffy White Beard, this Santa will look Stunning Dangling from…

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  • Christmas Story Leg Lamp Watch

    I Watch Christmas Story every Year on Christmas and LOVE IT! It really is the Best Movie in the World. And this Watch is the Coolest Watch ever! Featuring the Leg Lamp in a Crate, this Watch reads “Ah…

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  • Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield

    “Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”

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  • Fortune Cookie Necklace

    “Help, I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory”, oh wait, that was the Big Bang Theory… This Fortune Cookie is No Cookie at all. It’s a Pendant that looks like a Cookie! Cool!

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  • Creepy Mask Cufflinks

    Beautiful… If you’re a Bank Robber! HA! These Creepy Ass Cufflinks are just what the Jester ordered… For they Resemble Clowns, with Big Black Eyes and an Evil Stitched Mouth… Creepy, Frightening, and IDEAL for your Sleeves at Halloween….

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