Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
“On Second Thought, you can have the Last Slice of Pizza!” :) This is what happens when the Zombie Apocalypse hits the Pizza Delivery Man… ZOMBIE PIZZA! “Hey, who Ordered the EYEBALLS?”
Zombie Eyeball Pizza Slice Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball stuck right in the Middle of Green Cheese and some Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! (don't ask) Made of Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten... Brains First! Comes on it's own Dark Gunmetal Silver Tone 18" Chain (with Lobster Clasp), so you can Wear it and GRIN! "Wanna Bite?"
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Kim Jong-un Dictator Brooch
Kim Jong-un is the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea. At 32, he is the First North Korean Leader Born after the Country’s Founding and the World’s Youngest Head of State. With his Pre-Emptive Nuclear…
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Unicorn Horn Earrings
A Unicorn Horn (Alicorn), is a Legendary Object that has Healing Powers, and many Virtues were Attributed to the Horn of the Unicorn. Thought to Influence Alchemy, it was seen as one of the Most Valuable Assets a King…
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Dumbbell Barbell Nipple Ring
Body Builders, Fitness Buffs, Muscle Heads, Exercise Fanatics… This is your Nipple Ring! Looking like a Dumbbell, this Bar goes through your Flesh! No Pain, No Gain! This Weight Lifting Dumbbell is no Dumbbell at all! It’s Sharp!
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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Human Aliens Guy Meme Tie Bar
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is one Insane Dude (The Alien Guy). Coming Straight from the History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” (and YES that’s with Quote Marks), is Giorgio with that Wild Ass Hair, turned into the most Hilarious Meme… Instead of…
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Black Spike Nipple Shield
This Nipple Ring Barbell is KILLER! Just look at the Smooth Black Steel with Spikes! WOW! So Gothic, Punk and Kick Ass Cool! Made of 316L Black Anodized Steel, this Nipple Shield is HOT HOT HOT!
