Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
“On Second Thought, you can have the Last Slice of Pizza!” :) This is what happens when the Zombie Apocalypse hits the Pizza Delivery Man… ZOMBIE PIZZA! “Hey, who Ordered the EYEBALLS?”
Zombie Eyeball Pizza Slice Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball stuck right in the Middle of Green Cheese and some Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! (don't ask) Made of Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten... Brains First! Comes on it's own Dark Gunmetal Silver Tone 18" Chain (with Lobster Clasp), so you can Wear it and GRIN! "Wanna Bite?"
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Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that…
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Pooping Toilet Cufflinks
“If At First You Don’t Succeed, Keep Flushing!” HA! If you have a Potty Mouth, Love Toilet Jokes, or Just like to Poop… These Cufflinks are for YOU! It’s the Pooping Toilet Cufflinks that will make your Shirt Sleeves…
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Day of the Dead Bracelet
Have you noticed how much Day of the Dead Merchandise is out in stores today? It’s Amazing… Sugar Skulls are EVERYWHERE… Including your Wrist! For this Day of the Dead Charm Bracelet is Creepy Good FUN! It’s Colorful, Dangly,…
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Copper Ouija Board Necklace
I am a BIG FAN of Ouija Boards… I’d LOVE to find a Real Antique Board, like you see in the Movies. Instead, all you find are Cardboard Versions that Glow in the Dark! HA! Not the same thing……
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Christmas Jingle Bell Necklace
“Jingle Jangle Jingle Jangle…” It’s Time to Deck your Neck with the Most Christmas Pendant ever made. A Fun Necklace Featuring Green and Red Jingle Bell Ornaments that will Brighten your Day, and Brighten your Wardrobe. A Festive Pendant…
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Severed Head Pendant
WOW OH WOW OH WOW! My Head Hurts just looking at this! HA! It’s a Severed Head in a Glass Dome Pendant that’s so Creepy, Gory, and BLOODY that everyone will Scream and Flee from the Room… Except for…
