“There’s Something Wrong, Can you Hear me, Major Tom?” Sorry! Major Tom can’t Help you anymore… He’s nothing but a Skull Rotting inside his Astronaut Suit… But he does make one Hell of a Cool Creepy Ring!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Piece of Steampunk Jewelry! A Steam-Hammer Necklace that is BEYOND Steampunk! It’s Incredibly Cool with all the Copper, Wire and Gold Gears! Just Beautiful to look at, AWESOME to Wear! :)

You know those people who can Crack Open Bottles with their Teeth… Well, you can Pop them Open with your Ears… Earrings that is! These Cool and Clever Earrings and Practical and FUN! :)

WOW OH WOW! Just Look at this Incredibly Cool Leather Cuff Bracelet! It reminds me of MYST meets Evil Dead… Just look at the Realistic Eyeball… AWESOME! The Colors, the Detail, the Pupil… I LOVE IT! So Rad!

“Fairy Tail” is a Japanese Manga Anime Series that is Highly Popular! It’s about a Teenage Wizard who joins a Guild and Searches for the Dragon Igneel. Cool Story! Cool Watch! Look at the Design, the Tail, the LIGHTS!…

This Pendant is very Dreamy and Dire at the same time. It makes me think Avatar mixed with Pet Sematary mixed with Lord of the Rings… Am I right? Forests are always COOL and CREEPY, and this Magical Forest…

Sparta was a Warrior Society in Ancient Greece that reached the height of its Power after Defeating Rival Athens in the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 B.C. Boy, those were the Days… And NOW, YOU can relive it with a…

This little Jewelry Holder is so CUTE! I LOVE Geckos and so when I saw this Gecko Holder, I said “AWWWWWWW!” It can hold your Rings, Earrings, Pendants and more! Plenty of Hooks and Feet to Dangle from… Keeps…

You know, nothing says “HIT ME” than having TWO Targets on your Chest! Right? And these Red and White Target Nipple Shields not only catch your Eye, but AIMS them right there… Is it Cold in here, or is…

This Bracelet is SOOOOO COOOOL! Just look at it. It looks like some Kick Ass Jaw Bone from some Crazy Extinct Animal. AWESOME! And to think that someone carved this out of Resin… WOW! I Love it!

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint…

I LOVE LOVE LOVE these Ear Plugs! How Cool are they? Going back to the Good ole days of Vinyl Records… AWESOME! And now, you can get an Ear Full of those Songs and Bang your Head at the…

Ahhhh, the Lovely Smell of Cigars! Nice eh? If you Smoke Cigars, then why not Show your LOVE with these Beautiful and Stylish Cufflinks. Looking like Mini-Cigars, it just may make you want a Puff… Or Two! :)

Cool and Stylish Watch featuring a Closed Skull Lid that Hinges Open with a Push of a Button to Reveal a Hidden Quartz Watch beneath. Great Concept, Cool Punk Design… AND it has build in Red and Blue Lights…

This Resin Ring Rocks! Inside the Resin is a FETUS!!!! Muah haha haha ha! Dark Black Eyes, Curled up in a Fetal Position, and Hooked to its Umbilical Cord, this Ring is Macabre, Dark, and Totally Realistic! SWEET!

These Mushrooms with Red Caps, White Spots and Eyes… May just Add an Additional Mark or Heart to your Life Meter… Or, they’ll just Gain all the Attention of the Geeky Mario Fans! Your Ears will be SUPER COOL!…

The last time I wore a Ski Mask was when I was 8 and my Parents had a Snowmobile. But NOW… I can Wear it anytime I Want, with this Iced-Out BLINGING Black Rhodium Ski-Mask full of Cubic Zirconia…

I LOVE South Park and I LOVE this Bracelet! What a Great Idea… All the Charming South Park Characters on a Bracelet… Featuring Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Butters! Kewl! Very Very Kewl!

Is this a Ring Ring, or is it a Ring Ring Ring??? You see… This Ring is made out of Stainless Steel with Clearly Cut-Out Letters Saying “RING”. You Want a RING? You Got One… or Two…

“You got no Ice Cream, you got no Ice Cream… Want some? Psych!” With this Very Cute Belly Navel Ring, you just might get a Lick or Two. Looking like a Delicious Strawberry Ice Cream Cone, it certainly will…

Well, this is what I call Bed-Head! Just look at that Mug. UGLY! This COOL Zombie Head is not only Snarling, with Ripped Lips and Rotten Teeth, but it has One Eye and a Cracked Open Skull! In other…

This Cool A-K (Anti-Kidnapping) Band goes around your Watch Band and helps get you out of a Tight Situation. In case of Kidnapping, you can Pick the Handcuffs, Cut the Rope, or Saw through the Plastic Ties. Incredible and…

This Pendant is just Awesome! With an Antique Key wrapped with Copper Wire, Brass, Ink, Crystals, and Varnish, this KEY KICKS ASS! I LOVE it! The Details, the Design, the Beauty of it. Very, Very Cool!

“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”