I look at this Watch and I still don’t know what the Hell Time it is! HA! It’s very Cool and very Different, but what Time is it? Who knows! I’d guess it’s 7:18:3:12! Am I right???

“If I only had a Brain…” These Earrings are Quite Interesting to say the least. With Herringbone Chains (Straw) for Arms and Legs, people will never look at your Ears the same! But, the Yellow Hat is Cute! HA!

OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!

This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…

My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!

Very Cool and Very High Tech Bracelet Watch! Not only is it a Water-Resistant, Shock-Proof and Dust-Resistant Wear It All the Time Watch Bracelet, but it also comes in 6 Stylish Colors! Sweet!

I LOVE Jason Voorhees! Love the MASK! Friday the 13th may be a Cheesy Horror Series, but that doesn’t stop me from watching them in a Dark room munching on Popcorn! “Ki Ki Ki, Ma Ma Ma!”

What a Sharp Men’s Ring featuring a Shield with a Guardian Lion’s Head! Awesome! Stylish! COOL! Made of Stainless Steel, this Lion’s Shield Ring can take a Beating! It’s Durable AND Manly! Roar!

Punk Rockers grab your Guitar, Drums and Earrings so you can ROCK IT!!! These Very Cool and Stylish Earrings feature Music Notes with Dangling SKULLS on the bottom. Very Cool… Especially the Pink Gems! BLING! :)

All you Artistic Types take notice, this Watch is for YOU! It’s a Museum Artifacts Watch that Features the Starry Night Painting by Van Gogh. Beautiful, Cool, and certainly Eye-Catching!

If you have your Nipple Pierced, you may as well have some FUN with it! And this Ice Cream Cone takes the Cake! Now only does it look Sweet, but it says: LICK ME right on the Cone! COOL!

“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!

“I came in like a Wrecking Ball, I never Hit so Hard in Love, All I Wanted was to Break your Walls, All you ever did was Wreck me…” Are you a WRECK? Well then you NEED this Cool…

AWESOME and COOL Lego Cufflinks featuring Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee! BEAUTIFUL! Who doesn’t want to relive that Incredible Journey with these two Lego Pals on your Cuffs! ” I will take the Ring to Mordor!” Sweet!

These Saddle Plugs are AWESOME! Looking like a Gun Cylinder FULL of Ammo, these Plugs will look KILLER in your Ears! Stainless Steel and Cool as Hell, you’ll get TONS of Compliments with these!

What a Great looking Bracelet! It’s a Stretch Bracelet full of Vintage Styled Pattern Bars that have Etched Inspirational Sayings on them. Like: Incredible, Spectacular, Serenity.. Very COOL!

I sure do LOVE these Road Sign Belly Rings! They just make me LAUGH! Who couldn’t crack a Smile once you read: DANGER OPEN HOLE! HA! Cute and Fun Dangle that will look Awesome on your Belly!

COOL COOL COOL! Just look at this Ultra-Manly Signet Ring! AWESOME! I LOVE Steel, and I LOVE this Ring! Silver, Gold & Black Steel, with Steel Cable and Screws… IMPRESSIVE! Buy One Today!

This is a STUNNING Watch! Very Sharp, Very Masculine, Very Revolutionary! The Round Walnut Wood Dial features Eclipse-Like Shapes that Display the Time! With this Watch, you’ll get TONS of Compliments! So Cool!

“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!

Jewelry Kits for Teens and Kids (8-15 years) will keep them outta your Hair! And this Kit is MONSTER FUN! It’s a Bead Kit full of Monster Making Friendship Bracelets and Necklaces! Kit includes 2,500+ Beads and Case! Sweet!

Every now and then, I run across a Piece of Jewelry that makes me say “WOWWWWWW!” This is IT! Creepy Dolls, Wrapped up in Wire and Gears and Dangling from French Wire Earrings! WOW! WOW! WOW!

YUM! I love Peppermint! AND I LOVE CANDY CANES! I put a Whole Box on the Christmas Tree every year and they are GONE! These Too Cute Candy Canes are in a Jar around your Neck! And boy, do…