This Cool and Practical Ring is just plain AWESOME! It’s a Ring that you wear on your Finger, that is actually a Bottle Opener as well! Cool Concept, Great Idea! You’ll be Popping your Top in no time! :)

I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!

This Bracelet is the PERFECT Gift for the Expecting Mother! An Adorable Bead Bracelet featuring Funny Baby Faced Beads on an Elastic Band. So Cute! So Charming! So Quiet…

These Crazy Spiked Earrings are KILLER! I LOVE how they are joined together and form a very Punk Style Dangle! So Cool! So Metallic! So Rad! So Chainmail! Deathrock to the END! Yeah!

This E.T. Necklace is certainly an Interesting Necklace. Looking like E.T. got run over by a Steamroller, this Pendant is Whimsical and FUN! Who doesn’t like E.T.? Just imagine him on your Neck ready to Light up your Day!…

“Freeze You Rebel Scum” is such a GREAT LINE! These Stormtroopers are Ready to SHOOT, and they’ll look Awesome on your Cuffs as well! These Cool Comic Book Cufflinks that will NEVER go out of Style! “NOW FREEZE!”

There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)

I am a BIG Spiderman Fan! Love the Costume, the Wall Climbing, the Web shooting out of the Wrist… KICK ASS! So this Spiderman Ring is right up my Alley. Very Cool, Very Smooth, Very Sleek, AND… Pretty Cheap!…

The Spinning Second Hand Spirals around the Watch Face, which represents Higgs Decaying into other Bosons. It also Tells the TIME! :) It’s the Perfect Watch for Intellectual Friends, Family and Particle Physicists.

There’s nothing more Distinct and “EYE-CATCHING” then an Ear Plug that looks just like a Human Eye! Very COOL Ear Plug (Screw Fit) that is Aqua Hue and is filled with an Explosion of COLOR! Very, Very Sharp!

Everyone LOVES Mickey Mouse! He’s probably the BEST known Cartoon in the World! And what’s BETTER than a Mouse? A BLINGING Swarovski Crystal Mouse! Full of Black, White and Red Crystals, this Mouse Sparkles full of Life!

Cute and Attractive Belly Navel Ring that looks just like a Street Sign! Funny Dangle that reads: STOP FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT! Clever and Straight to the Point! This Rides about to get Bumpy…

Show your Geeky Gamer Side with these Super Mario inspired Yoshi Egg Earrings! Very Cute Dangles that look like the Yoshi Egg in Yoshi’s Island! Usually hard to find, now you can have Eggs anytime you want! :)

I LOVE Wire and Bead Jewelry. It’s so COOL and CREATIVE! And NOW, with this Artterro Kit, you can actually make your own Wire and Bead Jewelry! Really! Make Insane Jewelry that you can Wear, or give away as…

This Lemon Bar looks Good Enough to EAT! Really! Just look at that Powdered Sugar on TOP! YUUUUUMY! I LOVE Lemon Bars (could eat a Whole Pan) and I LOVE how this Necklace looks like the real thing. Awesome!

Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there…

Talk about COOL! This JET BLACK Wolf’s Head is Incredible! The Detail, the Eyes, the Hair… THOSE TEETH! All Awesome! Whether you’re a Biker, Team Jacob, or just a Werewolf yourself, you’ll enjoy wearing this. :)

This Really Cool Flaming Skull looks like a Nipple Piercing, but ISN’T! It’s a Clip-On! You simply Pinch it onto your Nipple and it hangs there looking Bad Ass and COOL… Without all the Pain! :)

I LOVE all things Transformer, and these Cufflinks sure do DELIGHT me! COOL Helmet of Bumblebee made into Colorful 3-D Cufflinks that will look Spectacular on your Cuffs! So Awesome!

KICK ASS COOL! Look at this Incredibly Detailed Pendant that’s also a Talisman! This Helm of Awe, also known as Aegishjalmur, is an Icelandic ‘Stave’ Rune which evokes Protection and Invincibility in Battle. AWESOME!

I LOVE really Unique Watches, and this Watch Definitely fits that Description. Clever Watch that’s SOOO SIMPLE, it’s Stunning! Small Numbers in the Center of the Watch tell the TIME! Cool Watch! Great Idea!

:) :P :/ :} :| :( This is me in my Text Messages. After all, who wants to type “SMILEY FACE”, Not I. So instead, I’ll just Wear a Ring like this and everyone will know what I’m talking…

You can’t wear these without a SMILE! Really! Very Cute Grinch Dangles that make the Holidays very FESTIVE! A Christmas Grinch that Steals your HEART!… “It’s because I’m GREEN isn’t it?”

Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”