CHOMP! Put this Cool Sterling Silver Ring on your Finger and it’ll look like it’s getting Chewed up… By a Lovely set of FANGS! Great Chompers that will Devour your Finger… And look Sweet in the Process! :)

HA HA HA! I can’t stop Laughing! You know, I could Eat Chicken everyday, and sometimes do. But these Cufflinks really make my sides hurt. GREAT Cufflinks for the Chicken Lover! CUCKOO-CLUCK!

Such a Wonderful Idea… A Watch that tells TIME in WORDS! You can actually look down at your Watch and READ the TIME… Check out the Example Shown: “It Is Half Past Twelve”! COOL BEANS!

I am a HUGE Dexter Fan, and this Blood Slide Sample Pendant is AWESOME! Just look at the Bloody Details, it looks so REAL! Ultra-Cool Pendant that would look Gory Dripping down your Neck! SWEET!

STAR WARS FANS LOOK OUT! These Plugs are Looking for Your Ears! Check out these Incredibly Detailed AT-AT Star Wars Ear Plugs. COOL COOL COOL Plugs that will look KILLER in your Ears! WOW! I’m Stunned.

This is one Bracelet that you won’t “Return to Sender”! This Wonderful Charm Bracelet features Elvis Presley through the years. It has 37 Unique, Handcrafted Elvis-Themed Charms that Dangle and Dance just like the King!

Now you can Write and Translate in Klingonese… Or Klingon for the rest of us. Imagine having a Cool Conversation with the Neighborhood Klingon and whipping out this Ring to Decode it all… GEEK!

What a COOL Pendant! Check out this Shipwrecked Coin from the Rooswijk! It’s AWESOME! It’s a Spanish 8 Reales Coin, Dated 1730! This Silver Coin in held 14k Gold Pendant, and it’s Beautiful!

Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!

I think I just Fried my Brain… Because this is really Warped! A Cool Watch that gives the impression that it’s MELTING right off your Wrist. Insane! Talk about Freaking people out!

WOW! This Brooch Pin almost leaves me Speechless… I said ALMOST! HA! In fact, it’s making me LAUGH my Butt off! Who would have thought about Hitler being Sexy and Twerking??? NOT I! But yet, here it is…

JAM OUT with these Cufflinks on your Sleeves! Just think of how COOL you’ll look sporting Red Mini-Guitars! SWEET! Musicians and Music Lovers, this is the PERFECT Gift for YOU!

“If you break your vow, no magic in the universe will save you from me!” The Truth does hurt now doesn’t it? If you LOVE Wonder Woman, you’ll LOVE this Wonder Woman Crown Ring! It really Kicks some Butt!

What a BEAUTIFUL and ELEGANT Men’s Leather ID Bracelet! Featuring a Bar made of Solid Stainless Steel that reads: US NAVY, along with your Personal Engraved Initials! STUNNING!

Siegfried & Roy were a German-American duo of Magicians and Entertainers who became known for their Appearances with White Lions and Tigers. Show your Love for them, and their White Tiger Montecore taking Center Stage!

Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!

Mona Lisa was Painted by Leonardo da Vinci. He’s been Dead since 1519… And so has Moan-A-Lisa! Just look at this Gothic Dire Pendant featuring Mona Zombie herself. Talk about AWESOME!

What a Simple, but yet COOL Pair of Earrings! Monopoly Houses! SWEET! These Green Houses hang from French Wire Hooks and Dangle from your Earlobes! P.S. She also has RED HOTELS too! HA!

This Skull ROCKS! I LOVE all the Neat Tribal Design Etched into the Cranium! Cool and Detailed! Look at those Piercing Green Eyes! The Popping Gold Teeth! The Creepy Nose! Very Very Cool!

Looking at this Watch makes my Brain Hurt! Really! It’s a Watch with nothing but Equations for Numbers and Hours! GREAT! What Time is it? Time to get out my Calculator… For Sure!

WOW OH WOW! Just look at this Ultra-Cool Creepy Pendant! It’s a Square Frame holding 3 BONES on a Red Background! CHILLING! What a Great Necklace to Wear! (Made by Funeral Attire no doubt!) :)

I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!

Discover the Power of Art Amulets. Each image depicts Metaphysical Symbols, of Wealth, Healing, Love, Enlightenment, Joy, and Protection. How much of that could you use?

Pac-Man was (is) an Outstanding Arcade Game developed by Namco, and it’s one of the most recognizable Game Characters EVER! So having a Pac-Man on one Cuff, and a Ghost on another, is BEYOND COOL!