What a Great Gift for the Computer Geek! Just imagine… You put this Ring on, and then Slide your Thumb over the Touch Panel Area for an in-air Cursor Movement and Scrolling. INSANE! You Gotta Get One! :)

You know what you need? A Pair of Chainmail Earrings! Just think of how Sexy you’ll look with Chains Dangling from your Ears! Wear them with any Outfit, Casual Jeans and T-Shirt or even that Black Little Number! :)

You know that Chocolate Bar you ate the other day that made your Stomach upset? Well, Neither do I! But, if you ate this one, I could see that happening. Because it’s an EVIL Chocolate Bar! Munch!

This Bangle Bracelet says it all “You Get The Shovel, I’ll Get The Bleach!” I could use one of these… And a Shovel, and some Bleach! If you know what I mean…

You wanna Lick some Frosting? Well then take a lick of this… This Ultra-Cute Cupcake Nipple Shield is so SWEET it’ll make your Teeth Hurt. The Barbell BLINGS, the Nipple Stings! :)

Remember that time that you gave your Cat Cat-Nip and it went Crazy for Hours? Yeah, this Brooch reminds me of that. Just look at those BIG Eyes, the Red Tongue, the Pose… Something’s NOT Right!

I LOVE Pocket Watches, and I LOVE the look of this one. Very Cool Steampunk Pocket Watch with a Colorful Face and Roman Numerals. What a Great Watch, makes a Great GIFT!

LOL… Or should I say 101… These GEEKY Ear Plugs are ULTRA-GEEKY, because they have 101010101 Binary written all over them. They just scream “HACKER” “COMPUTER GEEK” and “COOL” at the same time. I LOVE them!

I VANT TO BITE YOUR BELLY! This Cool Belly Ring has Dangling Bloody FANGS that read “Bite Me” across the Upper Teeth! Creepy and Awesome at the same time! CHOMP!

Let your Geekiness show with these POW! Cufflinks! Brightly Colored Red and Yellow POW! make these Cufflinks stand out and get noticed! Very Cool for any Superhero Fan! POW!

Doritos Tacos, Doritos Pizza Crust, and NOW DORITOS JEWELRY? You got it! This Crazy Designer made a Gold Plated Ring that looks just like a Doritos Chip! Wanna bite?

Check out this INSANE Necklace featuring a Freddy Krueger Glove, from the Nightmare on Elm Street Movies! Beautiful Details! Eerie and Realistic! What ever you do, DON’T FALL ASLEEP!!! ;)

You know that Princess in your Life? Well, buy her this Royal Princess Charm and she’ll LOVE you! Set with Pink and Purple Swarovski Crystals, you can’t go wrong! Plus, it fits most any Charm Bracelet! SWEET!

What a Crazy Ear Cuff… It’s SOOO COOL! It’s a Skeleton Vertebra that wraps up your Ear! It’s AWESOME and very, very Different! All your Friends will want one! :)

These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!

What a Great Concept for a Masculine Men’s Bracelet! A Motorcycle Chain! And, not only is it Bad Ass, but it’s made out of Stainless Steel. You can’t get any more Durable than that. This Bracelet ROCKS!

What a very COOL looking Watch! It reminds me of a Starship Dashboard. AWESOME! Bright LED Lights bring this Techy Watch to life. And with one push of the Button, it’s easy to read the TIME! :)

Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…

Do I look like Madonna with these on? Well I feel like her! HA! These Nipple Ring Barbells, called “Nipple Whirls”, are SO MUCH FUN! Plus, it’s an Amazing Visual, and just look what it does to your Shirt!…

Cool looking Copper Plated Ring with Sterling Silver and White Gold using new Nano Technology… Whatever that means! All I See is a WORLD OF WARCRAFT RING and my Heart Skips a Beat. MUST HAVE ONE TODAY!

Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!

A Bloody Bling Cleaver Brooch… Just what the Holidays ordered! Pin this Bad Puppy on your Sweater and Enjoy all the Glares you get from Passersby. It may bring a Smile to your Face! Muah ahaha ah aha ah…

Once you put this 30″ Christmas Lights Necklace on, you won’t be able to stop singing Fun Holiday Songs! Really! This Necklace looks COOL, Festive, AND… The Lights Actually Really FLASH! BLINGGGGG! “Feliz Navidad…!”

This pair of Cufflinks Scream Geek! Get these Cufflinks for the Computer Fanatic or the ‘GEEK’ in your Life. They Feature the Keyboard Buttons ‘Esc’ and ‘Ctrl’… Because that’s what we all want… To Escape Control! Right?