The Thunder from Down Under… Wait… Is that a BEER? HA! You know you’ve had one too many when Beer Bottles are Dangling from your Ears! And if you’re looking for Fun, a Good Time, Happy Hour, there’s no…

LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….

“How do you know when your Cat’s done Cleaning Herself?” “She’s Smoking a Cigarette!” “What did the Cat say when he Lost all his Money?” “I’m Paw!” “What is a Cat’s Favorite Color?” “Purrrple!” Oh Stop the Madness! Bring…

Oh Man… Why is She always Hanging around me? HA! Because she’s attached to your Nipple! :) This Very Colorful Little Lady follows you everywhere you go. She’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that is Fun, Different, and hey, now…

WOW! This is a BRAND NEW ITEM from Think Geek and I LOVE IT! It’s a Tie Fighter Charm Bead that looks like it just Flew out of the Star Wars Universe! Talk about COOL! Geeky Cool! You can…

What the F???? This is the Craziest, most Frightening Ring/Bracelet ever. WOW! Makes my Teeth hurt just looking at it. A Horrifying Doll Face, with Lips pulled back Exposing Gnarly Gums, Wide-Eyed, Grinning on your Finger with Black Chains…