Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful, and enough to make you drool. Show off your love for fried foods with these light and stylish onion ring earrings. Each onion ring hoop measures 1 ½ inches in diameter. They’re cute, comfortable, and weird. Funky, novelty, and fun!
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Goomba Drop Earrings
Goombas are one of the Major Species of the Super Mario Series and are among Mario, Luigi, Yellow Toad and Blue Toad’s most Persistent Foes. And NOW, they actually make for some very Fun, Adorable, and Colorful Earrings! The…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Lick Me Nipple Ring
Well now that’s a Sign for your Dog, right? A Lovely, and Blinging Pave “LICK ME” Nipple Ring… WOW! So Pretty, so Shiny, so Sexy… A Clicker Ring that Pierces your Nipple and Reads “LICK ME”… Talk about Giving…
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Scream Mask Belly Ring
I enjoyed the Scream Movie (just the first one) a lot. And there’s no better way to show this off, then having a needle punched through my belly and adorning it with the SCREAM MASK!
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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