Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful, and enough to make you drool. Show off your love for fried foods with these light and stylish onion ring earrings. Each onion ring hoop measures 1 ½ inches in diameter. They’re cute, comfortable, and weird. Funky, novelty, and fun!
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Green Lantern Tie Bar
A Classy Guy needs a Classy Tie Bar, and there’s not much Classier than a Green Lantern Tie Bar. Right Hal? Especially on a Green TIE! Now that’s HIP! Made out of a 2″ Long Black Metal Tie Clip…
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Pig Butt Dangle Earrings
Diamond Accent Pig Earrings in Sterling Silver and 14K Rose Gold, talk about a SNOUT. Fun, Dangly Earrings that everyone will ADORE. And look at that little Pink Swirly Tail… AWWW! Have the Front and the Back with an…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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Pizza Slut Brooch
This will make People Laugh and Say “WTF?” when they see a Pizza Slut on your Jacket. It’s a Pizza Slut Brooch Pin that looks like a HUGE Slice of Pizza with a Big Ole Blue Eye… That’s why…
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Steampunk Bison Pendant
Man, I just LOVE Steampunk Jewelry! And this Bison KICKS ASS! It’s a Bison Head full of Steampunk Gears and Clockwork. The Symmetry, the Beauty, the HORNS… AWESOME! Plus, it looks like an Animal Skull Pocket Watch… It’s Crazy…
