Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug everywhere you go… And get plenty of Comments and Laughs as well! :)
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Crying Kim Kardashian Ring
Made out of a Photo, Plastic and Metal, this Ring really does Cry me a River! The Lightweight Plastic Charm is Sealed, Super Shiny, and Adhered to a Silver Metal Adjustable Ring. This Ring is Sealed on the Front and Back for Maximum Durability. Cry all you Want, but this Ring is still Funny! :)
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Possessed Girl Pendant
I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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XXL D Belly Button Ring
LMAO! Oh Boy… Or should I say, BIG BOY! HA! This Belly Button Ring will make everyone Smile and Laugh… Not to mention, get you a few Dates! :) It’s a 10mm Long Navel Ring that’s made out of…
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Unicorn Poops and Vomits Watch
Well this Wrist Watch takes the Cake… A Rainbow Colored Cake… HA! It’s a Unicorn Watch, but not just any Unicorn, it’s a Pooping Rainbows Unicorn that’s Throwing Up! HA! My first Response is WTF? My second is “What…
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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