Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Gnarly, she uses them to Cut Chain at the Hardware Store!” “Yo Momma’s so Toothless, it took her an Hour to Eat Minute Rice”… HA! And Now, this Tie Tack!!!
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Real Molar Tooth Tie Tack
Nothing says Lovin like a Tooth Tie Tack. Right? And this Molar Tie Tack really Warms my Heart! A Real Molar Tooth, encased in a Silver Toned Tie Tack. That'll really make your Tie POP! Which Reminds me of this another Joke... A husband and Wife Entered the Dentist’s Office. The Husband said, “I Want a Tooth Pulled. I don’t want Gas or Novocain because I'm in a Terrible Hurry. Just Pull the Tooth as Quick as Possible!” “You re a Brave Man,” said the Dentist. “Now, Show me which Tooth it is.” The Husband turns to his Wife and says, “Open your Mouth Dear and Show the Dentist which Tooth it is!” :)
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Creepy Human Eye Bracelet
OH MY GAWDDDD! This Bracelet is just CRAZY to look at… It’s looking back at ME! YIKES! This Human Eyeball with Teeth Bracelet is Unbelievably Creepy and Cool at the Same Time! It’s Insane… I Just Love it! Wear…
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Ape Middle Finger Ear Plugs
LMAO! I have an Uncle that looks just like this… (Does that make him a Monkey’s Uncle?) It’s a Black and White Image of an Ape Smoking a Cigarette, holding up a Middle Finger. Talk about FUN! These Ear…
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Intestine Charm
“What did the Stomach say to the Intestines?” “I can’t tell you. It’s an Inside Joke!” HA! This is one Charm that makes you want to go Hmmmmm…. It’s an Anatomical Stomach, with the Small, and Large Intestines! How…
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Zombie Body Parts Earrings
OMG These Dangly Earrings are the Cutest things… ZOMBIE BODY PARTS! HA! One Sawed Off Bloody Foot for One Ear, and One Lump of Brain for the Other. TOO COOL! These Earrings will Make Everyone Smile and Laugh. You…
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Steampunk Pendant
I can’t tell you how much I LOVE this Necklace! So COOL! So Different! So Colorful! A Simple Gear, Wrapped with Wire, and featuring Colored Tube Beads! Awesome!
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…
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