“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”

Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…

When you’re going out to the club, wear some appropriate attire… Like these Bright RED XXX Earrings! They will surely stand out, and gain some attention. Good or Bad… Let’s hope BAD! :)

“You know what we should in vest in? An Old Age Home for Hippies. Cause, think about it, Hippies have been around since the 60’s man, and now there isn’t really a Hip Place for them to go anymore….”…

“Why do Bananas wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel!” “What is the Easiest Way to make a Banana Split?” “Cut it in Half!” And just like this Funny Food Ring, these Bananas are Sliced, Spread, and Filled with YUMMY…

“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…