Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and Adjustable (like show). [ploink!]
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"Coitainly, we're all Incompetent!"
"My Corns are Killing me." "Why don't you do Something for them?" "Why Should I? They never did anything for Me!" If you feel like doing the Curly Shuffle, put this Ring on and have some FUNNNN! "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo!!!" [Smack!] Comes in 3 sizes: Small (5-6), Medium (7-8), or Large (9-10). "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!"
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Cyborg Baby Necklace
A Cyborg (short for “Cybernetic Organism”) is a Theoretical or Fictional Being with Both Organic and Biomechatronic Parts, and this Creepy Baby Doll has BOTH! It’s a Bridge between Mind and Matter! And NOW it can be YOURS!
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Game of Thrones Charm Bracelet
Help Jon Snow Defend the Wall? Especially if you have on this Very Cool Game of Thrones Charm Bracelet. Cute Charms that Represent the Characters and Show like: Bird – Baelish, Rose – Tyrell, Wolf – Stark, Lion –…
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Frankenstein’s Monster Hand Necklace
INCREDIBLE! Such a Wonderful Piece of Jewelry… Frankenstein… Not the Dr. Victor, the MONSTER… A Green Blocky Hand that’s Creepy and FUN! Adorably made with Dark Fingernails, Veins, Knuckles and Stitches… Such a Great Pendant to Wear for Halloween…
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Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!
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Rib Eye Steak Cufflinks
There’s nothing I like better, than Soaking my Sleeves in Meat… Raw Red Rib Eye Steaks that will make your French Cuffs look like Grade A Prime Beef. Fun Cufflinks that are Meaty, Eye-Catching, and Created out of Acrylic….
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Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap…
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