"Coitainly, we're all Incompetent!"
"My Corns are Killing me." "Why don't you do Something for them?" "Why Should I? They never did anything for Me!" If you feel like doing the Curly Shuffle, put this Ring on and have some FUNNNN! "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo!!!" [Smack!] Comes in 3 sizes: Small (5-6), Medium (7-8), or Large (9-10). "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!"
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Slug Earrings
Oh Creepy Crawler Icky-POO NO! These Earrings are Cool, Slimy, and Crazy for SURE! They’re Limax Maximus Critters… More Commonly known as SLUGS, which are actually, the BIGGEST SLUGS… And just looking at these Earrings you’ll agree. They are…
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Ghost Cookie Charm Pendant
This is the Most Darling Halloween Pendant you’ll see yet… For it’s a Ghost Cookie that’s Creepy Cool and Spooky Too! HA! Looking just like a Real Crunchy Cookie, this Ghost Shaped Munchie is Topped with White Icing and…
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Steampunk Wristband
This Wrist Watch is Bad Ass… It’s a Wrist Watch and a Bracelet Wristband all at the same time. Full of Fabulous Handmade Leather, Clasps, Buckles, Gears and a Real Working Watch, this is the Ultimate Feature or Final…
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Lucky Golden Poo Pendant
LOL! Tell everyone that your Sh*t don’t Stink with this On Golden Pile of Poo… HA! Looking like a Golden Unicorn just Dumped a Fresh Loaf, this Gold Plated Poop will make everyone LAUGH! Swirled up like an Ice…
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Swipe Left Swipe Right Cufflinks
These are today’s cufflinks for sure. Swipe Left, Swipe Right cuffs that will take your Tinder app to real life. One arm gets black text reading SWIPE RIGHT, and the other, red text reading SWIPE LEFT. Stylish, classy, and…
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Casino Trinkets Necklace
This Unique Locket Contains 6 Tiny Casino Trinkets and Beads that just Might Bring you Luck at the Casino! Or at the least, it’ll Look Good as you Lose! :) It’s all for FUN, right? Cute Pendant, full of…












