Michael Myers Wood Ear Plugs
OMGGGGGG! I think I’m gonna Drill Holes in my Ears just so I can Stick Michael Myers through… These Plugs are so Bad Ass and Awesome! WOW! Handmade Ear Plugs, made out of Canarywood, finished by hand, bathed in Jojoba Oil and Polished with local Organic Bees Wax… in other words: KILLER GOOD! Halloween is coming… Better don the Mask and grab the Machete, for these Suckers are gonna go FAST!
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Michael Myers Halloween Wood Ear Gauge Plugs
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Penguin Tongue Ring
Want to get a Smile or a Laugh? Stick out your Tongue and show people your Penguin Tongue Ring! HA! The Big Eyes and Orange Beak are toooooo CUTE! Plus, you may be able to make the Penguin Waddle…
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Finger Ring With Nail Polish
I walked by a Bum in London. He asked me for some Change. I told him I didn’t have any. He gave me the Finger and called me a Wanker. WELL… When Life hands you a Finger… Wear it!…
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Crystal Lake Charm Bracelet
Beautiful Charm Bracelet that is just KILLER! Check out this Friday The Thirteenth Charm Bracelet Featuring the Iconic Jason Mask, Lantern, Crystal Lake Sign, Log Cabin, Canoe, and the Chilling Slasher Machete! AWESOME!
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Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks
Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…
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