33" Green Beer Mug St. Patrick's Day Necklace
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Spiked Claws Three Finger Ring
“RAWRRRR!” (That’s a little wolf rawrrr) For these Fun Spiked Claws are Tiny Wolverine Versions… Metal Spikes, Sharp, Cast in some Crazy Alloy, that you actually wear across 3 of your Fingers… The Claws, all Four of them, jut…
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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Sheriff Badge Nipple Shield
There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)
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Feed Me Tacos Bracelet
If this isn’t the Bracelet to Buy, then what is? Tacos… Just like a Girl at Work; she tells me “I LOVE TO EAT!” All she Wants is food!!! “Feed Me Tacos and Tell Me I’m Pretty!” (Which her…