Brad Pitt has Small Hands!
Hand made using a Small Black Plastic Bottle Cap and a Hand Cast of a GI Joe Doll (in Resin), this Ring really knows where to fist you. Err... The Ring is Adjustable (Nickel Plated) and Fits Finger Sizes 6 - 9. Buy TWO Rings and start your very own MATCH! DING!
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Bunnies Do It Better Ear Plugs
“How is a Rabbit like a Cornstalk?” “They both have Big Ears!” “How are Bunnies like Calculators?” “Because they can Multiply Fast!” HA! Just like a 7-11, you’re IN, you’re OUT! And there’s one thing we know for sure,…
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Michael Myers Cufflinks
Michael Myers is a Fictional Character from the Halloween Series of Slasher Movies. He First Appears in John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) as a Young Boy who Murders his Older Sister, then Fifteen Years Later Returns Home to Murder more…
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Triple Abalone Ring
You know what I LOVE about Abalone? EVERYTHING! It’s one of the Few Sea Snail Shells that is Absolutely Impressive in Color and Pattern. And this Titanium Ring has 3 Gorgeous Rows of it! Incredible!
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Cupcake Nipple Shield
You wanna Lick some Frosting? Well then take a lick of this… This Ultra-Cute Cupcake Nipple Shield is so SWEET it’ll make your Teeth Hurt. The Barbell BLINGS, the Nipple Stings! :)
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The Exorcist Necklace
The Exorcist (Based loosely on Actual Events) was created in 1978, and quickly became one of the Most Profitable Horror Movies ever made. When Young Regan (Linda Blair) starts acting Odd; Levitating, Speaking in Tongues; her Worried family Requests…
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
I’m gonna go out on a Limb here and say, I’d Suspect a Farting Ninja would be Silent But DEADLY! HA! Those Sneak Attacks can hit you like a Nunchuck… WHAM! Right in the Face! So next time, Go…