These Earrings are the Coolest thing. Owl or Eagle Talon Claws that look so REAL! Look at the Points, the Talon Hooks… Those Weapons of Prey Destruction! Just Incredible! And, they’d look Good on your Ears as well. :)

Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…

“What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?” “A panda rolling down a hill.” “What’s black and white and red all over?” “A panda in a blender.” “What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?” “A panda that’s…

“What do you call Cheese that is Sad?” “Blue Cheese!” “What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” Oh the Sad State of Cheese Jokes… They’re so Cheesy… But Still, you can’t resit em. They’re Gouda! Just…

What a Perfect Gift for Dr. Dolittle… It’s a Talisman Pendant that enables you to Communicate with the Animals! Wear it (Wiccan or Not), and your Dog will say things like “Hey, YOU go Fetch that Stick!” or “HA…

“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…