WOAH! Slow Down with the Scissors! I think you hit my Artery 12 Stabs ago… HA! These Antique Silver Looking Scissors are BLOODY GOOD FUN! Looking like you just Poked an Eye out, these Scissors will make everyone RUN…

Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…

These Lightsaber Earrings come in cool colors of Red, Green and Blue (sold in pairs). They’re french-hook style earrings with rubber stoppers and are 2 1/4″ long (no jokes about the size… fuzzball!

“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…

HA HA! This enamel pin cracks me up. It’s Spongebob Squarepants looking daper than every before. A monster Halloween horror pin that will attach to your hat, coat, purse, lapel, wherever you desire. Brightly colored, measuring approximately 1.5″, this…

What a Cool Geeky Watch! It’s a Wrist Watch that’s both a Cuff Bracelet and an LED Digital Watch at the same time. Made out of a Black Silicone Plastic, this 17cm Cuff Watch has an easy to read…