“What Dog keeps the Best Time?” “A Watch Dog!” “What did the Dog say when he Sat on Sandpaper?” “Ruff!” “What did the Hungry Dalmatian say after his Meal?” “That hit the Spots!” “What type of Markets do Dogs…

“What do you call an All-Gnome Skydiving Team?” “Lawn Darts!” HA! Poor Gnomes… And if you’re a BIG Fan of Gnomes (a friend of mine actually is), then you’ll LOVE this Gnomey-Gnome Bracelet. A Charm Bracelet Full of Gnome…

“Baaaaa-Y!” This Pride Pendant is Perfect for the LGBT Community. It’s a Cute Pendant that reads: “I AM THE RAINBOW SHEEP OF MY FAMILY”. HA! Charming! There’s a Good Chance that there’s a Rainbow in your Family: Brother, Sister,…

LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…

King Tut was a Rapper… in Bandages and Embalming Fluid. HA! And now, the Pharaoh King is Glistening in Gold once again with this Hip-Hop Iced Gold Tone Pendant Necklace. Made out of Metal and Plated Rich Gold Tones,…

:) :P :/ :} :| :( This is me in my Text Messages. After all, who wants to type “SMILEY FACE”, Not I. So instead, I’ll just Wear a Ring like this and everyone will know what I’m talking…