I think I just Fried my Brain… Because this is really Warped! A Cool Watch that gives the impression that it’s MELTING right off your Wrist. Insane! Talk about Freaking people out!

With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…

“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…

Wear a Classic Arcade Cabinet on your Wrist! The Fire Button actually Lights up the Dial in Red and makes a “PEW” Noise! MIND BLOWN! HA! How Cool! How Fun! How Geeky!

I LOVE Mac and Cheese… The Real Mac and Cheese, NOT the Off-Brand Mac. You know what I’m talking about. It’s just not the same! And this Mac and Cheese Ring, is Cute and, well, Cheesy! :)

Nothing says AWESOME more than a pair of Dragon Nipple Rings! Except for Dragon Nipple Rings that look like Door Knockers! HA! Will people reach out and Rap these Bad Boys? Only time will tell…