These Piercing Red Eyes on this Skull Nipple Ring are Chilling! I can just picture them on either side of your Nipple staring away… Looking into your SOUL! Muaha haahahaha Okay, Dramatic YES! But COOL Double YES!

My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!

“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…

Wait, isn’t this an Abacus (a Counting Device that Calculates Totals, used in China centuries before the Numeric System)? Well, no matter, because these Discs Spin around the Bars, making this Ring a Crazy Spinner Fidget Ring! Made out…

You’ll feel like Tip-Toeing through the Tulips with these Colorful Plugs in. Made out of Clear Acrylic, they are full of Spring Flowers that will bring a Smile to your Face every time you look in the Mirror, or…

What a Crazy Ear Cuff… It’s SOOO COOL! It’s a Skeleton Vertebra that wraps up your Ear! It’s AWESOME and very, very Different! All your Friends will want one! :)