Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Funny Closer Closer Closer I Farted Gag Pendant Necklace
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Facebook Like Cufflinks
Set your Mood with your Cuffs! Featuring the Facebook “Like” Button on one Cuff Link, and the sometimes very necessary “Dislike” Button on the opposite Cuff. Cool Concept, if only life were this easy! :)
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Peppermint Candy Ear Plug
LICK LICK LICK! That’s me with Peppermint. I LOVE IT! Did you know that long before Round Mints, Candy Canes, Fudge, Ice Cream and Gum, Peppermint Flavoring was used in Medicine? That’s enough to Cure anyone! And am I…
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and…
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Fruit Skull Ring
The Fun and Vibrant Energy of Carmen Miranda Meets the Rich Heritage of Dia de los Muertos in one very Interesting and Eye-Turning Ring! I’d hit that a couple of times!
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Pot Leaf Earrings
Hang on a sec… Let me hit this! These Earrings are Cool and Colorful, if you like the Color Green… And we all know you do! :) Made of Sterling Silver, these CZ Studs SMOKE!
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