Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Funny Closer Closer Closer I Farted Gag Pendant Necklace
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Creature Black Lagoon Studs
Oh No, It’s the Creature From the Black Lagoon… RUNNNNNN! …Although, You Don’t Have to Run Fast, because these Creatures are NOT Strange Prehistoric Beasts Lurking in the Depths of the Amazonian Jungle. They are Jolly Green Swamp Beasts…
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Chakra Earrings
The word Chakra actually means “Wheel”. And that Wheel is Momentum, Movement and Spinning Energy fields! Like a Yin/Yang of opposite Balancing Forces, these Gemstones, like Amethyst, Peridot and Garnet, will help keep you Balanced.
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Bachelorette Willie Bracelet
Girls just wanna have FUN! Celebrate your last night as a Single Woman with this great Bachelorette Willie Bracelet! It’s a fun party accessory that is well worth the two bucks!
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Red Buttons Bracelet Cuff
Well this is Different. Talk about an Interesting Bracelet… It’s a Sleeve Cuff that’s a Cute and FUN Bracelet with Big Red Buttons no doubt! What a Classy and Elegant Addition to your Wardrobe. Made with Real White Cotton…
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Brigitte Crazy Horse Brooch
LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….
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Nut Dice Ring
What a neat piece of Jewelry for the Man (or Woman) who likes Dice or Nuts. It’s an interesting combo that just WORKS! Cool Stuff, AND Comfortable!
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