Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Dakota Watch Knife Clip
Perfect for the Gadget Junkies, this Dakota Knife Clip is an All-In-One Multi-Tool Watch made with a Stainless Steel Knife, Scissors, LED Microlight, and an Integrated Compass. It’s Kick Ass Cool! It Makes me Want to go Camping or…
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Goldfish Ring
This Ring is Beautiful with a Goldfish in an Aquarium, Terrarium, whatever. It’s a FISH, under a Dome, that sits on your FINGER! AND, it looks so real. Great Ring, Beautifully Made!
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Eone Bradley Watch
What a Beautiful Timepiece. It’s an Innovative Fashion Watch that Everyone, including the Blind, can Touch to Tell the Time. Stunning. Elegant. Visually Appealing… Because telling Time shouldn’t require Vision! I LOVE the Entire Concept and Design of this…
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Purple Eyeball Ear Plugs
Step aside normal Bloodshot Eyes… It’s Purple Eyes! (From the Purple People Eater). Great Eyeballs that will LOOK even Greater in your Earlobes. Sporting Colors of Purple, Light Blue, Yellow and Orange, these Pupils will POP and Stand out…
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Time Is Short Watch
Very Cool Simulated 3D X-Ray Imaging Technology transforms this Insane Watch from a hand to A SKELETON with a flick of the Wrist causing everyone to do a Double-Take. Great Watch! Great Gift!
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Double Skull Engagement Ring
WOW! I’m all about SKULLS, and this Ring is Full of them! It’s a Double Skull Diamond Engagement Ring that’s Creepy COOL! Featuring Two Skulls that are Facing out and holding up a Halo of Diamonds (SI2, G-H), plus…
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