“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…

“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!

The Ultimate Loom Kit for making Rubber Band Bracelets! It’s Fun, Cool, and a SNAP to use! You’ll make hundreds of them… after the Rubber Band fight!

O M G !!! This Necklace is so Unbelievably Awesome… Especially if you’re a Walking Dead Fan like me. It’s none other than a Replica of the Governor’s Fish Tank with a Zombie Head inside… SO FREAKING CREEPY COOL!…

“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things:…

Trump you ears with these beautifully made lightweight Trump earrings. Dangle earrings with nickel-free euro-wire fishhooks, that hang 1 inch long, and a half inch wide. Hand painted with red, blue, and yellow, these dangles are plastic and sealed…