Ouija Planchette Earrings
Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!
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"HEY, that's your HEAD moving the Planchette!"
If you like the Occult or Summoning the Ghosts of your Dead Uncle, then hold onto your seat, because these Earrings were made for YOU! Looking just like the Cool Heart-Shaped Planchette that comes with every Ouija Board, these Danglers are made out of Silver-Plated Metal and hung on Fishhook Wires! They're sure to grab some Interest, and maybe a Spirit or Two. Just don't forget to say "GOODBYE!" :) Muah ha ahahahaha haha ha!
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Black Rose Halloween Bracelet
Black Roses are straight out of a Fairytale World. Classified as Improbable and “Unnatural”, the Dark Color represents Mystical Expectation, and even Dire or DEATH! But hey, it’s Halloween, so a little Blood will do everyone some good. And…
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…
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Voyager Steampunk Watch
What a Great Looking Watch! It’s such a Cool Concept… A Steampunk Style Voyager Watch with TWO Watch Dials, a Compass and Thermometer! All in one Very Cool Black and Brown Leather Cuff Bracelet. The Movement is Japan Quartz…
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Marijuana Weed Pocket Watch
“What Time is it?” 4:20, of course… This Fun, Colorful, Black Cased Modern Pocket Watch is a Marijuana Weed Leaf Watch, with 5 Leaf Patterns Plastered across the Face. Mesmerizing, isn’t it? Case Diameter: 4.7cm, Thickness: 1.2cm, Watch Chain…
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C3PO 2 Finger Ring
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
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