I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them….

“Hey, um, your Zipper’s Down!” HA! And with this Interesting Zipper Ring, you may hear that a lot! It’s a Two-Tone Zipper Ring that features an Alloy Rhodium Plated Ring with a 18K Gold Plated Zipper… That’s Open indeed!…

Handmade using Polymer Clay and Glass, your EYES have never looked so good! Muaha ahahaha ha ahha I LOVE these Bright Green Orbs POPPING outta the Sockets! What AWESOME Ear Plugs! Cool and Creepy!

“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…

What a very Trendy and Kick-Ass Men’s Cuff Bracelet! Made out of Genuine Leather, this Bracelet has Open Slits and Tapered Edges down the Side, not to mention that Ultra-Cool Decorative 3D Metal Plate in the Center. AWESOME LOOK!

Beautiful bracelet… now beam me up! It’s a genuine leather brown Men’s or Women’s cuff bangle bracelet with engraved retro “Alien Message” design. The image burned in is the “Arecibo message” and represents intelligent life on Earth as we…