Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two…

“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…

You know what looks good on your Nipple? A Bony Skeleton Hand, that’s what. And not just BONY, but Bloody and Dripping! (I feel so Evil now) Cool and Creepy Nipple Bar that will hang down your Chest and…

What are you, a Comedian? Wise-Ass? Funny Man? Well… We all know one, or are one! :) And so these Funny Rubber Chicken Cufflinks are just what you NEED! With these Clucks, the JOKES on YOU! :)

Bling Bling… It’s Gold. In your Ears… Just like the Terminator… It’s Liquid! And so, so COOL! Actually, it’s Gold Glitter, but just as Fantastic to Watch. Like a Snow Globe, moving around inside your Ears… How Sweet! Clear…

Niccccceeeeeee! A lovely Lady Zombie Foot, Toxic Virus Green with a Stitched up Scar and those Purple PUMPS… AWESOME! Fun Zombie Belly Button Ring that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan. This Deadly Foot, or Undeadly, is Dangling from…