“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…

AWESOME! It’s the Eye of Godzilla! Whether it’s a Giant Lizard, Radioactive Dinosaur, or Chicken of the Sea… this Pendant puts Godzilla Up-Close and Personal. Yellow Pupil, Black Slit, Green Scales all Set under a Glass Dome, and Surrounded…

Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…

Knuckle Dusters, a.k.a. Brass Knuckles, are weapons used in Hand-to-Hand Combat. Brass Knuckles are Designed to Preserve and Concentrate a Punch’s Force by Directing it toward a Harder and Smaller Contact Area… It results in Increased Tissue Disruption and…

This is the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701) as you’ve never seen it Before! Cast in Sterling Silver, this Constitution-Class Starship can Detach – the Stardrive and Saucer are two Separate Rings! It’s so GEEKY COOL!

I LOVE all things ZOMBIES, and I LOVE this Necklace! Very Cool Dog Tag that reads: ZOMBIE KILLER, along with a Sledgehammer! (or as they call it: Zombie Bashing Mallet!) How Quaint! :)