I VANT TO BITE YOUR BELLY! This Cool Belly Ring has Dangling Bloody FANGS that read “Bite Me” across the Upper Teeth! Creepy and Awesome at the same time! CHOMP!

“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!

“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…

The Indian Peacock has Iridescent Blue and Green Plumage. The “Tail”, known as a “Train”, consists not of Tail Quill Feathers, but Highly Elongated Upper Tail Coverts. These Feathers are Marked with Eyespots, Best seen when the Peacock Fans…

This is a really FUN Necklace. Made specifically for the Gamer at Heart! It’s a Charm Necklace that holds Delightful Game Pieces that are Highly Recognizable. Items like a Blue Dice, a Green Domino, a Black Jack, and a…

HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!