Come Closer, I Mustache you a Question!
Get your Smiley Dangle on with this Ultra-Cool Glasses and Mustache Belly Button Ring. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, it's 7/16" Long and has a 5mm Ball. Just what your Belly ordered! :) GOOF!
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Michael Myers Knife Earrings
Holy Crap these Earrings are Scary. They are Totally KILLER! Fantastically Detailed Knife Blade Earrings with the Likeness of Michael Myers himself… Split right down the middle. Frightening and Creepy, these Iconic Earrings are so Different, so Unique, they’re…
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Devil’s Food Cake Brooch
This Piece of Cake looks Devilishly Good! It’s a Realistic Looking Food Brooch that Resembles Real Devil’s Food Cake! With Funny Bug Eyes, Red Horns and a Tail, this Pin will look Awesome and Yummy on your Hat, Coat,…
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…
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Gold Plated Hip Hop Teeth Drip Grillz
These Grillz are not only Cool, but they’re Dripping Gold and Totally Awesome! Gold Drips, Gold Plated, a Grill for your Bottom Teeth. Put a Cap of Molten Hot Drizzle in your Shizzle. Wait? Is that how it goes?…
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Speedometer Analog Watch
What a Stunning, Innovative, Beautiful Watch! This Speedometer Wrist Watch is the Newest Invention from Tokyo Flash. Inspired by a Race Car, this Unique Watch tells you the Time with one Hand using a Special Patented Motor Movement. Super…












