Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Funny Western Cowgirl Charm Bracelet
This Bracelet is TOO MUCH FUN! Featuring Cowboy Charms, or should I say COWGIRL Charms like a Can of Pork and Beans, a Covered Wagon, Coffee Pot, Cup, Harmonica... All paying homage to the Scene from the Mel Brook's Comedy "Blazing Saddles". This is referred to as "The Campfire Scene" or "Beanfest" or simply "The Fart Scene". Go on and LAUGH, you're allowed. After all, you did just Clear the Room! :)
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Dream Catcher Nipple Shield
A Dream Catcher is an Object Based on a Willow Hoop, which is Woven in a Loose Web, and then Decorated with Sacred Items such as Feathers and Beads. And what better place to put this… YOUR NIPPLE!
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Slug Earrings
Oh Creepy Crawler Icky-POO NO! These Earrings are Cool, Slimy, and Crazy for SURE! They’re Limax Maximus Critters… More Commonly known as SLUGS, which are actually, the BIGGEST SLUGS… And just looking at these Earrings you’ll agree. They are…
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…
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Return to Oz Key Necklace
“We’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a Whiz…” Got ya Singing now didn’t I? ;) Return to Oz with this Necklace and you’ll be Singing Munchkin Songs all Day too!
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Meatball Necklace
This Necklace reminds me of Big Brother, and how Josh called everyone a “Meatball”… HA! It’s a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like a Yummy Meatball. Made out of Polymer Clay, these Unique Balls of Meat are Approx….
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