Gold Mummy Ring
Q: “What do you call a Mummy who Wins the Lottery?” A: “A Lucky Stiff!” HA! Okay another one… Q: “Where do Mummies go for a Swim?” A: “To the Dead Sea!” HAHA, I KILL Myself! :( Okay, but this Ring IS KILLER! :)
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This Ring is a Wrap!
This Ultra-Cool Mummy Ring is AWESOME! Looking like a Real Vintage Mummy Wrapped up in Strips of Fine Linen (Masking Tape), it's Creepy, Highly Detailed, and Very GOLDEN! Just what the Egyptians LOVE! This Mummy Head is made out of Brass and Gold Plated, and it comes in Ring Sizes 7-12. It's Great for Daddies... and Mummies! :)
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Undead Eyeball Ring
HA! I See Dead Eye-Ball Rings! WOW! Look at this Creepy Undead Eyeball Ring… It’s Crazy Cool. Looking like it was Ripped straight from a Zombie Head, this Ring really makes my Heart THUMP!
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Married Happy Sad Cufflinks
I can see any Man Wearing these… It’s Happy and Sad Cufflinks that say “MARRIED” and Feature a Smiley Face and a Sad Face, so you can Show off your Mood Depending on the Situation! And now that you’re…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Skeleton Carved Skull Pearl Ring
Love love love this… What a great looking gothic, scary ring. A skeleton ring, holding up a carved pearl skull on top, like some sick twisted engagement ring. Awesome! Customize it by picking your pearl color: ivory, pink, grey,…
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Tolkien Silk Wrap Bracelet
What a Great Earthy Bracelet! It’s a long Silk Bracelet (35″) that literally Wraps around your Wrist 5 Times. Very Neat Design, very Awesome Look! I Love the Copper Ornaments! And I LOVE Tolkien!
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My Cat Could Beat Up Your Cat Cufflinks
My Soccer Kid could… Oh Wait. I don’t have a Soccer Kid. But I do have a Cat… So Cats, put on your Boxing Gloves because these Felines are ready to Fight. Funny Boxing Cats Cufflinks that read “My…
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