Skeleton Bones Horror Earrings
Remember that Day that you stuck your Hand down the Garbage Disposal? Yeah... These Earrings remind me of that Gore! And Now, you can Relive that Pain with these Blood Splattered Bone Earrings. Made out of Polymer Clay, and Acrylic Color (LOTS OF RED), these Earrings will make everyone Scream! Great Gift for the Horror Fan... Or the Serial Killer! Go Blood!
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Genuine Meteorite Necklace
WOW! How AWESOME is this! This Very Cool Pendant is actually a REAL GENUINE METEORITE! It’s True! It’s over 4,000 Years Old! It’s a Piece of Galactic History and it can be yours Today! :)
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Slutella Necklace
This reminds me… I should buy my Girlfriend a Necklace for Valentine’s Day. HA! Such a Funny Ass Pendant that actually made me Laugh Out Loud when I saw it. Really. A Necklace made out of Metal (Choose what…
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Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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Shamrock Ring Bottle Opener
Grab yourself an Irish Red Ale, or a Murphy’s Irish Stout, for it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and it’s all about GREEN. That’s why this Ring, is IDEAL for TODAY. It’s a Shamrock Ring, a White Clover on a Green…
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Brigitte Crazy Horse Brooch
LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….












