How To Kill A Zombie Watch
I LOVE Jewelry with Humor, and this Watch certainly makes me Smile! I Laugh at the way the Zombie Staggers in Step 2, and then gets it's Head Blown off in Step 3. Dead AGAIN! Made with a Toxic Green Face, this Watch is a Perfect Match for your Daily Attire. Genuine Leather Strap and Buckle Clasp makes this Watch easy on, easy off... Just in TIME for you to grab that Machete and Chop Chop Chop!
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Fancy Pig Cufflinks
Men’s Novelty Cufflinks with a Funny Fancy Funny Green Pig! Made of Brass, Stainless Steel & Rhodium Plated, these Pigs would look great on your sleeve!
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Groot Ring
Guardians of the Galaxy Fans will be Happy with this Ring… It’s GROOT! The Tree Man from the Wildly Popular Guardians Movie (A Group of Intergalactic Criminals Work together to Stop a Fanatical Warrior from taking over the Universe)….
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Norman and Mother Rings
Psycho is a 1960 American Psychological Thriller-Horror Film Directed by Alfred Hitchcock starring Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles, John Gavin, and Janet Leigh. The Film Centers on an Encounter between a Secretary who Embezzles Money and Ends up at a…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Tribal Spider Nipple Shield
I LOVE Waking up in the Middle of the Night to find Spiders on my Chest… Such FUN! And for those that wear this Shield, Squeamish BEWARE! It’s a Fright Sight you may NEVER FORGET! “SPIDER!!!!!”
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…












