Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Christmas Story Leg Lamp Watch
I Watch Christmas Story every Year on Christmas and LOVE IT! It really is the Best Movie in the World. And this Watch is the Coolest Watch ever! Featuring the Leg Lamp in a Crate, this Watch reads “Ah…
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Ouija Planchette Wood Plugs
Close your Eyes… Hold Hands. Tap your Head on the Table Once for Yes, Twice for No… HA! And if the Results are BLOODY… Just say Goodbye! Right? Well, these are the Plugs to get for your Scary Ear…
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Abalone Wood Coffin Ear Plug
I can’t think of a better place to lay my Head… Between Two Coffins! HA! And with this very Cool Ear Plug, I can do just that. It’s a Wood Plug (Sold Separately), made out of Sawo Wood, that’s…
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Leather Eyeball Cuff
WOW OH WOW! Just Look at this Incredibly Cool Leather Cuff Bracelet! It reminds me of MYST meets Evil Dead… Just look at the Realistic Eyeball… AWESOME! The Colors, the Detail, the Pupil… I LOVE IT! So Rad!
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Yoshi Egg Earrings
Show your Geeky Gamer Side with these Super Mario inspired Yoshi Egg Earrings! Very Cute Dangles that look like the Yoshi Egg in Yoshi’s Island! Usually hard to find, now you can have Eggs anytime you want! :)
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Devil Tongue Earrings
OMG! These are Crazy Insane Creepy Cool… They are Tongue Earrings that look like they’ve been Cut right from the Devil’s Mouth! WOW!!!! They look like Real Tongues, it’s Bloody Awesome! Red, Bumpy, Slimy, Darkened… AND SPIKED at the…
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