Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Wants vs Needs Watch
The Hands on this Watch are in the Form of Two Circles, one Circle is labelled “What I Want” and the other “What I Need”. As the Circles Move to Mark the Time, they Form a Relationship that Depicts…
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Tire Tread Ring
Who doesn’t want Tire Tracks on their body? How Neat is that? This Stainless Steel Ring has Deep Groves with Black Enameling. Looks Awesome, feels COOL! And it won’t Fade, Rust, or Corrode!
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Bronze Syringe Necklace
Sweet! Talk about a Crazy Eye-Catching Pendant (just don’t Catch it with your Eye). It’s a Syringe Pendant that looks just like the Real thing, only this Cool Piece is Cast in Bronze! Beautifully Made, Perfect for any Nurse…
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Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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Frankenstein Leather Watch
Run… It’s Frankenstein… Oh wait, that’s Frankenstein’s Monster! My bad… Creepy Cool Frankenstein Watch, Sporting the lovely looking Monster in Monotone, this Dire Wrist Watch is Analog, has a Second Hand, and Straps to a Brown Synthetic Leather Watch…
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Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and…
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