Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Zombie Finger Necklace
“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……
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Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have…
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Two Pink One Stink Cufflinks
WHAT WHAT WHAT WAT???? It’s the Craziest Set of Cufflinks any Bestman, Groom, Best Friend could Wear. And Share. It’s Eyebrow Raising for sure… Two in the Pink, One in the Stink. HA! What a Surprising Pair of links….
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Yoga Girl Charm Bead
Yoga is a Physical, Mental, and Spiritual Practice or Discipline that Denotes a variety of Schools, Practices and Goals. The Origins of Yoga Date back to Pre-Vedic Indian Traditions, most likely Developed around the Sixth and Fifth Centuries… And…
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Esc Ctrl Cufflinks
This pair of Cufflinks Scream Geek! Get these Cufflinks for the Computer Fanatic or the ‘GEEK’ in your Life. They Feature the Keyboard Buttons ‘Esc’ and ‘Ctrl’… Because that’s what we all want… To Escape Control! Right?
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