Satisfaction Guaranteed, or Double your Mummy Back!
Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Real Rat Foot Earrings
“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….
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Hidden Camera Wristband
Sweet… This Wristband looks just like all the Fitbits and Fitness Wristbands on the market today… The biggest difference, this is a Hidden Camera Wristband Bracelet that Secretly Spies and Records the Activity around you in Crisp, Clean 1080…
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Smoking Child Chicken Bracelet
Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it….
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Foxy Julia Brooch
I Swear I won’t Sing “What does the Fox Say?” I SWEAR! :) This Foxy Brooch Speaks for itself. Very Fun, very Colorful and Whimsical, it will make everyone take a closer look. Pin it on your Coat, Hat,…
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Rainbow Pumpkin Earrings
Pumpkins are not always Orange… Sometimes they’re White, Black, Green, Purple… And in this case: RAINBOW! Ideal Pumpkins for Pride, these Colorful, Handmade Pumpkins come in every Color of the Rainbow. Fun, Bright, Lovely Dangles that will grab the…
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Tammy Faye Bakker Ring
“Oh Lord No…” This Handmade Ring takes the Cake! Tammy Faye Bakker crying with Mascara Dripping down her Face… How FUN is that? Sure to provoke a Comment, Laugh or a WTF! Now YOU can be the Hot Mess!












