Satisfaction Guaranteed, or Double your Mummy Back!
Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Vegetable Charm Bracelet
“You can’t leave the table until you eat all your Vegetables!” That was then… NOW I not only EAT them, I WEAR them (See all the stains on my shirt?)! So this Bracelet of Veggies will fit right in…
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Lost Time Sliding Dial Watch
Losing track of time? Don’t care what time it is? Well, this Women’s Lost Time Sliding Dial Watch, might be just the Wrist Watch you need… With a Crazy Analog Display (Askew and Off-Kilter), a Quartz Movement with a…
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Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like…
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…
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Black Diamond Dragon Ring
How Stinking Cute… Utterly Adorable and Unique! Like a Puppy, a Kitten, a Baby Skunk. Right? It’s your Own Pet Dragon, Cast as a Ring. Handmade, using Sterling Silver, this Dragon Head is Fun and Full of Diamonds. Genuine…
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666 Occult Earrings
Nothing like the Number of the Beast on your Forehead, oh wait, that’s your Ears! My Bad! Dangly 666 Numbers, Dripping and Dire from your Lobes… Perfect for the Occult, Satan Worshiper or Halloween. Creepy, Dark, Handmade, Chandelier Earrings…












