I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious Pendant!
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I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Garfield Vitruvian Watch
The Vitruvian Man is a Drawing by Leonardo Da Vinci which originally was Pen and Ink on Paper, and Depicts a Man in Two Superimposed Positions with his Arms and Legs Apart and Inscribed in a Circle and Square…
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Glow Stick Belly Ring
You know that Glow-Stick Rave that’s coming up? Well, how about going in STYLE! Check out this Ultra-Cool Belly Naval Ring that holds little Glow Sticks! Awesome Idea, and it’ll make your Belly Button Glow!
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Beer And Bull Sh*t Earrings
HA… And you can’t get enough of either. It’s Hilarious Stud Earrings, a Set of Three that will make anyone HOLLER! Especially when they understand the meaning. It’s Beer and Bull-S*it Earrings, featuring a Great Glass of Beer, and…
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Flashing LED Belly Ring
Red Light, Yellow Light, Blue Light, I feel like I’m stuck in a Song… “Freak Baby, Freak Freak Baby, Freak Baby, Freak Freak Baby, Red Light, Green Light, Red Light, Green Light, Red Light, Green Light, You Ready to…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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American Football Stitching Ring
It’s Super Bowl FEVER Everywhere, with 51 coming fast (02-05-2017 – 6:30 PM on FOX), it’s the Atlanta Falcons VS the New England Patriots, and boy will it be a showdown… So Grab yourself a Football Ring to get…
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