I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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I Love Chicken Cufflinks
HA HA HA! I can’t stop Laughing! You know, I could Eat Chicken everyday, and sometimes do. But these Cufflinks really make my sides hurt. GREAT Cufflinks for the Chicken Lover! CUCKOO-CLUCK!
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Ew, People Necklace
LMAO! I feel this way a LOT! I like to sit and Watch People, yep, I’m a People Watcher. And I’m always like EWWWWWW! People are either Really Stupid, Really Ugly, or Really Weird. And this Pendant will make…
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Steel Tire Forged Carbon Fiber Ring
Wow, I’ve seen some Tire Tread Rings before, but never one this Detailed and REAL! It looks just like a Rubber Tire… Very Impressive. Especially when you realize that it’s made out of Steel. Stainless Steel Treads, laid on…
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Cake Slice Bracelet
This Very Cute and Very Colorful Cake Slice Bracelet is made up of 7 ADORABLE Slices of Assorted Cakes! And they all look Realistic and Edible! YUM! Slap some Ice Cream on them and Chow Down!
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Red Balloon IT Clown Earrings
Okay, I saw the IT Movie… It was Creepy. That Clown… Those Balloons… YIKES! And so, to Celebrate Clown Season (err, I mean Halloween), how about some Scary Clown Earrings Featuring Those Bright Red, Bloody Balloons Reading “We All…