"Mirror Mirror On My Arm..."
Admire yourself to your Heart's Content with this Vain Watch. Check your Nose Hairs, Look at your Eyebrows, See if you have Lettuce in your Teeth... Everyone can use a little Mirror Check. Right? Well, now you can Carry your Mirror everywhere you Go. And if you do Desire to Check the Time (oh Yeah, it's a Watch), then simply Push the Button on the Side and the Time Shows up in Bright LED Lights. It's COOL and PRACTICAL! So Check yourself out TODAY!
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Sharky Shark Cufflinks
It’s #SharkWeek2017, which means: There’s a Shark in the water… Better watch your Arms and Legs, especially if you’re wearing these Kick-Ass Cool Sharky-Shark Cufflinks. Gray Sleek Sharks, Black Beady Eyes, Hand-Painted, Perfect for the Shark Lover and DEVOURER…
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Faux Diamond Ring
Pressured to Buy a Diamond Ring? Well, get her this Ring instead! It’s a Faux (Fake) Diamond Ring cast in 14g Aluminum that’s Hand-Stamped with a Lovely Image of a Diamond. How Pretty! A Fun, Prank Ring that can…
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Mixtape Belly Button Ring
Drop it like Peter Quill’s Mixtape in the Guardians of the Galaxy, because this Belly Ring is HOT! Featuring a Blinging Swarovski Gem Cassette Tape, cast in 316L Surgical Steel, this Puppy is dangling from a 14 Gauge, Steel…
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Egyptian Charm Bracelet
This Beautiful Charm Bracelet is Perfect for your Queen. With Charms like Queen of the Nile Nefertiti, King Tut, Isis, Cleopatra, and Ra-Horakhty, these Pewter or Silver Charms will Dangle and Delight. Charms like the Eye of the Pyramid,…
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Tarantula Necklace
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE…
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Bullet Wedding Band
Whatever you do on your Wedding Day… Don’t FORGET the BULLETS! HA! And with this Wedding Ring, you’ll have Plenty at your Disposal. Because this Band is a Bullet Band. Made to Resemble Real Bullets, this Kick Ass Ring…












