"Mirror Mirror On My Arm..."
Admire yourself to your Heart's Content with this Vain Watch. Check your Nose Hairs, Look at your Eyebrows, See if you have Lettuce in your Teeth... Everyone can use a little Mirror Check. Right? Well, now you can Carry your Mirror everywhere you Go. And if you do Desire to Check the Time (oh Yeah, it's a Watch), then simply Push the Button on the Side and the Time Shows up in Bright LED Lights. It's COOL and PRACTICAL! So Check yourself out TODAY!
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Nose To Ear Ring Chain
Now this is Cool… Until you get it caught on a Door Knob. Just saying… It’s a Nose Ring that’s also a Earring… And the Nose Ring is NON-Piercing. So you don’t have to get all holy, you’ll just…
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Hobbit Translator Ring
Beautiful Stainless Steel Spinner Ring that Translates the Hobbit Language into English. The Characters are Acid Etched and Extremely Durable. You’ll have Fun Translating Messages, as well as making up your own Secret Code! :)
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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Orange Soda Pop Cap Bracelet
MMM Bring on the Orange Drink. I’ve LOVED Orange Soda since I was a Kid (Orange Flavored Drinks at McDonalds). HA! And NOW, it’s a Bottle Cap Bracelet (Vintage and Unused Caps) featuring Different Brands of Orange Soda. 5…
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Weed Nug Earrings
Wait a Toke… Is that Weed? Nope, but your Stoner Friends will think it is. It’s Nug Earrings that look just like Cannabis Pot… Green Balls of Green Weed that will make your Ears look DOPE! Hand Crafted out…












