"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Iced-Out Gold Bling Tooth Grills
I Want a Set of Grills, but I can’t Afford them. So instead, I’m just gonna Bling one Tooth! And this Gold Plated CZ Gemstone Canine Cap is Perfect for my Rap Mouth. Dazzling Gold Plated Finish with Clear…
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Mini Pepperoni Pizza Ring
Want to get through your Dreary Day Smiling? Slip this Miniature Pepperoni Pizza Slice Ring on your Finger, and you’ll be Happy, Singing, and Smelling like Cheese! Okay, it’s NOT a REAL Slice of Pizza, but it will look…
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Fake Blood Ear Plugs
DANNNNNNNGGGGG! That’s Exactly what I thought when I saw these Incredibly Cool and Creepy Ear Plugs! Looking like they’re Filled with Fresh Flowing Red Blood, these Plugs will catch everyone’s Eyes and Boy will they take a Second Look……
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Tiny Pizza Bracelet
It’s Pizza Time! Isn’t it always Pizza Time? Just a Slice Here and There… Or a Whole Pie? YUM!!! Pepperoni, Cheese, Meat Lovers, Hawaiian, Chicken, Deluxe… It’s all Good and Gooey. So Delight with this Tiny Pepperoni Pizza with…
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Cereal Necklace
This Necklace will make everyone Smile! How could you resist with a Cini-Mini Cereal Chomping on another Cini-Mini? It’s CRAZY! It’s Cool! You should always eat Cereal for Breakfast! Right?
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Blood Red Heart Torso Necklace
Just Beautiful… If you LOVE Burnt Bones! HA! It’s a Cool, Creepy Halloween Pendant that’s Right up your Dead Alley… A Black Skeleton Torso, hanging from it’s Limbs, Spinal Cord Dangling down, and a Blood Red Beating Heart! SICK!…












