"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Knight Rider Car Ring
“Knight Rider, a Shadowy Flight into the Dangerous World of a Man who does not Exist. Michael Knight, a Young Loner on a Crusade to Champion the Cause of the Innocent, the Helpless, the Powerless, in a World of…
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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Player 1 – 2 Rings
I really LOVE the Idea and Concept of these Gamer Rings… These Rings are PERFECT for the Dynamic Duo… One Ring reads “Player 1”, and the other Ring reads “Player 2”. It’s a Great way to Unit, Bond, and…
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Poo Brooch
LMAO! NICE BROOCH! These Brooches are Hilarious and sure to Provoke a SMILE! Really! A Box that reads: Poop in a Box, that Discretely Hides a Fuzzy Furry Pile of Poop… WITH GOOGLY EYES! HA!
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Slug Earrings
Oh Creepy Crawler Icky-POO NO! These Earrings are Cool, Slimy, and Crazy for SURE! They’re Limax Maximus Critters… More Commonly known as SLUGS, which are actually, the BIGGEST SLUGS… And just looking at these Earrings you’ll agree. They are…
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Time II Watch Kit
GEEKS… This is a Watch Kit you’ll DIE to Own! This Kit allows you to Make your own Wrist Watch! With Hackable Parts, like the Onboard Microcontroller, you’ll have Loads of Fun Programming the Matrix of LEDs into the…












