"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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50 Assorted Halloween Rings
Get the Halloween Party Started with this Bag of Fun Colorful Spooky Rings… It’s a Grab Bag of 50 Assorted Halloween Novelty Rings, made out of Plastic, featuring Characters like: Pumpkin, Ghost, Witch, Monster, Young Dracula… That are also…
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2019 Year of the Pig Belly Ring
It’s almost 2019, the Year of the Pig (Chinese New Year). The Pig is the Twelfth in the 12-Year Cycle of Chinese Zodiac Sign. The Years include 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019, 2031, 2043. The…
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Safety Pin Nipple Ring
Safety First! Pain Later! This really Different Looking Nipple Ring actually looks just like a Safety Pin! It Clamps like one too! Just Open it up, Slide it through your Nipple and Close it again. Simple and Effective!
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Taco Food Ring
Beef Tacos! Beef Tacos! Juicy Beef Tacos! Is there anything else? Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce… SOUR CREAM! YUMMMM! This realistic looking Taco will look great on your Finger… Just not in your Mouth!
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Bigfoot Plaster Cast Print Earrings
Bigfoot is the name given to a Mythological Simian, Ape, or Hominid-Like Creature that inhabits Forests… Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, whatever you call that Hairy Giant, he’s Cool, HUGE, and hey, he makes Cute Earrings! Plaster Cast Earrings of the…
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Scorpion Belly Navel Ring
Here’s a Steel Scorpion Belly Button Ring that won’t sting you… Especially when you see the price!












