"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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I Am Groot Ring
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” I have seen Plenty of Guardians of the Galaxy Jewelry, but this Particular Ring I JUST ADORE! It’s so CUTE! It’s Groot! You know Groot… The Extraterrestrial Plant Monster who came to Earth seeking Humans to Capture and…
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Don’t Hassel The Hoff Cufflinks
If you’re a Fan of David Hasselhoff, Michael Knight from Knight Rider, Mitch Buchannon from Baywatch, America’s Got Talent, or even Baywatch Nights, then these Funny Cufflinks are for YOU! Reading in Big Bold Letters “DON’T HASSEL THE HOFF”,…
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Mickey Mouse Spinning Ring
This I LOVE! You know that Film Strip of Mickey Mouse where he’s just Running and Running… Well, now he can Run on your Finger. For this Ring is a Spinner Ring. The inside band, with Engraved Mickey Mouse,…
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Blood Splatter Saw Necklace
“Most People are so Ungrateful to be Alive, but not you, not any more… GAME OVER!” Seeing these Saw Blades reminds me of the Movie Saw… I LOVED THAT HORROR FLICK! Scray Cool Bloody Hand Saws make the Perfect…
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Dragon Nipple Ring
Nothing says AWESOME more than a pair of Dragon Nipple Rings! Except for Dragon Nipple Rings that look like Door Knockers! HA! Will people reach out and Rap these Bad Boys? Only time will tell…












