"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Crazy Cat Poop Necklace
Well this “DANGLY” Necklace, is Purrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady! It’s an Acrylic Cut-out of a Cat, taking a Dump, no doubt! Hilarious Pendant that hangs from a Gold-Tone Ball Chain, and boy will it grab attention… And…
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Butterfly Skull Ring
It’s Cute. It’s Spooky. It’s Perfect for Halloween… A Very Unique Skull Ring with Elegant Butterfly Wings. How CREEPY! With Sparkling AAA+ Cubic Zirconia Stones, of Black and Red, Inlaid onto a Two-Tone Band that’s High Polished and Gothic…
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Gears Element Ring
What a Crazy Cool Steampunk Ring! It’s so far out there! It’s Gears and Patterns, and Honeycombs… and such a Weird Ass Design! Truly one that will get TONS and TONS of Compliments, Comments, Stares, and Questions. Chunky and…
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Crawfish Claw Necklace
Crawfish, Crayfish, Craw Dads, Freshwater Lobsters, Yabbies, or Mud Bugs… Whatever you call them, I call them Jewelry! Just take a look at this Crawfish Necklace featuring a Real Crawfish encased in a Bullet Type Pendant that hangs around…
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Facebook Like Cufflinks
Set your Mood with your Cuffs! Featuring the Facebook “Like” Button on one Cuff Link, and the sometimes very necessary “Dislike” Button on the opposite Cuff. Cool Concept, if only life were this easy! :)