F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Keebler Elf Cookie Ring
Love Keebler Elf Cookies? Those Fun Crazy Colorful Elves that live in a Tree and make Fabulous Sweets… Just like this Realistic Food Ring that looks just like a Keebler Cookie (Filling and all). Elwood, the most Famous Elf…
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Stars And Stripes Charm Bracelet
It’s the Ultimate Patriotic Charm Bracelet… Featuring all that Red, White, and Blue. Flags, Stars, Liberty Bell, USA, The Statue of Liberty, Engraved Charms, Genuine Swarovski Crystals, and even an Eagle! All Glistening with 24K-Gold Plate and Blinging like…
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Green Eggs and Ham Earrings
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? I do NOT like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham… Well you know what? I DO! I LOVE these Green Eggs and Ham Earrings. So Cool, So Cute,…
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It’s Pizza Time Watch
“What Time Is It?” “PIZZAAAA TIME!” With this Watch, it’s ALWAYS Pizza Time… Because this is the “It’s Pizza Time” Watch with Pepperoni Pizzas around the Face. Every Hour, Every Minute, Every Second… PIZZA TIME! :)
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Octagonal Scarab Cufflinks
Beautiful, Simply Beautiful! These are some of the Coolest Cufflinks EVER! Turned from Solid Bars of Steel, these Mechanical Bearing-Lock Cufflinks are Engineered for Ease of Installation and Unprecedented Investment Security through use of Push Button Locking Mechanisms. So…
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Black Diamond Dragon Ring
How Stinking Cute… Utterly Adorable and Unique! Like a Puppy, a Kitten, a Baby Skunk. Right? It’s your Own Pet Dragon, Cast as a Ring. Handmade, using Sterling Silver, this Dragon Head is Fun and Full of Diamonds. Genuine…












