F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Cool Thruster Earrings
Very Cool and Edgy Earrings are Plated with Gunmetal, Rose, and Yellow Gold. They are BOLD and will absolutely make a statement!
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Classic Wheel Tire Pendant
VROOOOOOOM! It’s the Coolest Tire you’ll ever wrap around your neck. A Classic Wheel Tire that is Beautifully Crafted, Cast in Stainless Steel, Comfortable to Wear with Smooth Edges, 100% Hypoallergenic, comes in 3 Distinct Colors: Yellow, Black and…
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Cigar Band Initial Ring
What a Beautiful and PERFECT Gift for the Cigar Smoker… It’s a Stylish Ring that looks just like a Cigar Band. AWESOME! Colorful, Cool, and you can get it Personalized with your Initial! Vintage Design that combines 14k European…
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Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie Earrings
I just ordered me about 9 boxes of these… That’s how much I love them. YUM! I stick them in the freezer and eat them all year round. And if you LOVE Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies as much…
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Monkey Paw Necklace
Ei, YIKES! This reminds me of the Horror Story The Monkey’s Paw. Talk about a Scare! And this Pendant, well this is even Scarier! A Monkey’s Paw with all the Fingers and Bones. Creepy, Frightening, and FUNNNNN! (This Pendant…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…












