F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Mistletoe Nipple Ring
Hang up the Mistletoe… On your Nipples! Because this Clever and Cool Nipple Bar Ring is Festive all over. Ring in the Season right with Mistletoe dangling from your headlights… Two of them, Green Mistletoe, strung from a 14…
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Scorpion Bracelet
I LOVE the look of the Bracelet! It ROCKS! Featuring a REAL Scorpion (Dead of course) trapped in a Resin that looks just like Amber! SO COOL! SO CREEPY! Just look at all those legs…
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Bitch Stamp Ring
LOL! This Ring Cracks me up! I’m Laughing so Hard I need a Bitch Slap! HA! And with this Bad Ass Sterling Silver Ring, that just might happen. It’s a Bitch Stamp Ring, with the Letters Backwards, so when…
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Cute Bunny Rabbit Pendant
Talk about a Darling Little Necklace for Easter… It’s a Bunny Rabbit, made out of Strawberry Quartz. How Adorable. A Natural AAA Quality 7.5-8.5mm Strawberry Quartz Crystal, Suspended from Rose Gold Plated 925 Hypoallergenic Sterling Silver Rabbit Ears with…
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Monster Bracelet Ring
What the F???? This is the Craziest, most Frightening Ring/Bracelet ever. WOW! Makes my Teeth hurt just looking at it. A Horrifying Doll Face, with Lips pulled back Exposing Gnarly Gums, Wide-Eyed, Grinning on your Finger with Black Chains…
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Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad,…