F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Entrance Belly Ring
I really do get a kick out of these Cute little Road Signs! This one has a Clever Down Arrow that reads “Entrance” HA! Can you get any more suggestive than that? (We are talking about the Belly Button…
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Day of The Dead Costume Necklace
This is perfect… And it looks so real. A medicine… er, POISON bottle from the turn of the last century. Perfect shape, size, coloration, label… Nicely done. And, it’s also the ideal cosplay pendant for any horror, Dr. Jekyll,…
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Triple Skull Ear Plugs
I LOVE THESE PLUGS! Wow! These are Acrylic Saddle Plugs that feature Triple 3D Skulls inside a Clear Case that just looks Bad Ass! Creepy Black and White Skulls with Black Eye Sockets and Long Grinning Teeth… So Cool!…
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…
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Fake Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch
Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…