Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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Creepy Skeleton On Toilet Charm
“Why was the Skeleton Stupid? “He was a Bonehead!” HA! And this Skeleton is certainly a Bonehead. He’s Sitting on the Toilet Smoking a Cigarette. LOL Death Becomes Us, Right? “When does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When Something Tickles his…
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Cigarette Ear Plug
LOL! I’ve seen People Stick Pencils in their Ears… But NOW, you can Stick Cigarettes! These Fun Ear Plugs are PERFECT for the Smoker. Looking like a Real Cigarette, these Ear Plugs come in Gauge Sizes 6G, 4G, 2G,…
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Stainless Steel Chain Ear Weights
Pull down your lobes with these ultra-hip ear weights. Steel chains, open and hook on your lobe holes or ear gauges, and gently add weight to stretch those bad boys out. Great looking chains, 316L stainless steel, for ear…
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!
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Skeleton Alien Resin Ring
If you’re planning on Storming Area 51, a Top-Secret Air Force Installation in Southern Nevada on September 20th, 2019, you need to wear your BLING! You know, just so you can show you’re “ALIEN” friendly… (And get a Tour…
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Hockey Goalie Mask Cufflinks
The Hockey Goalie Mask, or Goaltender Mask, is a Mask worn by Ice Hockey, Inline, or Field Hockey Goaltenders to Protect their Head from Injury. The First Fiberglass Mask was Created in 1959, and Today these Goal Masks have…












