Maximum Speed Belly Ring
“What comes after 69?” “Mouthwash!” LOL And with this TOO FUN Belly Navel Ring, I’m sure you’ll be hearing a TON of 69 Jokes. Enough to make your Head Spin… Er… This Belly Button Ring is a Road Sign that Reads “Maximum Speed 69 MPH” Any Questions?
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Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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Mini Harmonica Necklace
I had a Harmonica as a Kid. All I could do with it was make some Horrible Racket and fill the holes up with Spit! Nice thought! AND NOW, I can Play again with this Hohner 38N Mini-Harmonica Necklace!…
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Monkey Around Tunnel Plug
“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…
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Calculator Keypad Watch
This Watch and my Phone, are going to cause me problems… Why can’t the Keypads be the same? HUH? This Wrist Watch is a Classic Knock-off of the Keypad Calculator. Featuring Raised Keyboard Numbers that Light-Up LED Style, this…
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Red Bull Cuff Bracelet
This Bracelet Cuff is BULL… Red Bull! Made from a Real Can of Red Bull, you can’t get any Cooler… unless you were Drinking it! Enjoy Red Bull and take one everywhere you go!
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Bloody Weapons Necklace
Nice! Reminds me of my last Dentist Visit… It didn’t end well. For her! :) Looking for a Bloody Weapon? Something Sick, Twisted, and PERFECT for Halloween? Well these Bloody 16″ Necklaces are just the thing. Viscous Weapons, Saws,…
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Rebel Scum Bracelet
LOL I LOVE this Bracelet! Inspired by the Famous Quote by the Imperial Stormtrooper “Stop Right There, You Rebel Scum!” (From Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) comes this Awesome Leather Cuff Bracelet that reads “REBEL…
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