Green Alien Earrings
“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!” Okay… onto these Alien Earrings…
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Green Alien Stud Earrings
"What did the Alien say to the Garden?" "Take me to your Weeder!" Oh Groan... But I'm sure with these Alien Earrings you'll hear more. :) These Stud Earrings are handmade out of Polymer Clay. Featuring an Alien Head with BIG BLACK EYES, these ET's will look Great in your Ears... Especially when you Stick the Posts in and start Probing... HA! Buy a Pair Today! :)
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Red Rose Ring Box
I like things like this. Different, Fun, Romantic, and hey, it’s a Rose! She won’t expect a Proposal from you when you pull this Beautiful Red Rose Flower from your Jacket and get down on one knee. That is,…
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Fudgsicle Ring
Who LOVES Fudgsicles? I DO I DO! And this Cool and Sweet Ring looks just like a Fudgsicle and it’s making my Mouth Water! Mmmm… Look at that Bite taken out of it. Too Real! I can almost Feel…
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Piano Key Cufflinks
Cufflinks are a Fashionable Accessory for many Occasions and show a Mark of Elegance for Men. And these Awesome Piano Key Cufflinks can be worn with Jeans or Evening Attire! Great for the Musician or the Music Lover!
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Dexter Heart Necklace
I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dexter Fan. I loved that show… And so when I saw this Crazy Creepy Pendant, I FREAKED! It’s so Awesome, and well, Dexterish! It’s a Heart Pendant, that’s Bloody, Wrapped in what looks…
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Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in…
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