Gold TWERK Earrings
I can just see these TWERK Earrings Banging off your Head as you do your Shake, Rattle and Roll. HA! Twerk your Ass off with these Funny Hoops, made out of Gold Plated Base Metal, with Big BOLD Letters Reading "TWERK". I say Wear them Well, Bend Over and Twerk it like you Mean it! Oh and... "Miley Cyrus is Releasing a New Fragrance called "Twerk"... its just Billy Ray's Tears in a Bottle!" HA HA! Feel me?
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Red Rose Acrylic Ear Plugs
I LOVE LOVE LOVE these Ear Plugs! It’s a Floating Red Rose that’s Beautiful and Romantic. A Rose is a Rose, eh? NOPE! Not these Roses. They are Made out of Metal and Float in a Clear Acrylic Plug….
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Smiling Undead Necklace
This is enough to give anyone Nightmares! Just look at that Creepy Ass Smile! I’m outta here… This Gothic, Dark, Horrorific Pendant is certainly going to Delight a Few… Poor Dead Souls! Awesome and Scary! I LOVE it! :)
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Pink Pacifier Earrings
Well… You just might attract a lot of Babies with these Earrings. They’re Cute Pacifier Earrings that are Adorable, Lightweight, 1″ Long, PINK, and hang from Fish Hook Ear Wires. They’re Perfect for your Earlobes, and very Encouraging for…
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Melting Candy Nipple Shield
Remember when you Melted Candy all over your Nipples and it hurt for Hours? Oh wait… That was a Dream! Until NOW! This Melting Rainbow of Colored Candy will look GREAT circling your Nipple! Just what you always Wanted!…
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Viking Dragon Beard Bead Rings
These Beard Rings are SOOOO Bad-Ass! Very Awesome Viking Dragon Beads that wrap around your Gnarly Beard and make you feel Invincible. Highly Detailed Beard Rings that are made out of Bronze and sculpted like a Dragon. And, you…
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…












