Colonel Sanders KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Harland David Sanders, who died in 1980, is the Founder of KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken. And with these Bloody Ear Plugs everyone will see that it's still Finger Licking Good! These Plugs are 5/8 Inch, 16mm, and made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel. They'll last longer than you do. And the Best Part... They are sold as a Pair. Cool! So Buy a Set... Become Extra Crispy Tonight! ;)
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Anaconda Nicki Minaj Necklace
“My Anaconda Don’t… My Anaconda Don’t… My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun… Oh My Gosh, Look At Her Butt, Oh My Gosh, Look At Her Butt…” I know you got your Groove on now! If…
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Happy Bunny Finger Belly Ring
LMAO! It’s the Classic (and Officially Licensed) Happy Bunny Belly Button Navel Ring featuring a Bright Yellow 3D Happy Bunny, with a Big Smile, Beady Eyes, a Pink Nose and Sporting the Middle Finger Salute. Talk about FUNNY! Made…
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Adjustable Steel Nipple Rings
Holy nipples Batman… These look like something out of the movie SAW. Don’t they? Talk about an eye-stopper. It’s nipple rings that circle around, and clamp in the center. Adjustable clamps that squeeze in and hold on tight. WOW!…
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Elfie Necklace
HA HA HA! Now this is Bringing Santa into the Modern World. It’s a Santa Selfie, er, I mean ELFIE, that’s Hilarious, Colorful and FUN! Santa with Big Eyes, a Mistletoe, and taking a Pic of his BUM, PRICELESS!…
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Turntable Watch
The “TableTurns Watch”, or the Turntable, Captures the Art of the DJ by Slapping a Turntable right on your Wrist. This Watch is more than just a Simple Effigy, it Redefines “Keeping it Real,” by being True to Form,…
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Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!












