Colonel Sanders KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Harland David Sanders, who died in 1980, is the Founder of KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken. And with these Bloody Ear Plugs everyone will see that it's still Finger Licking Good! These Plugs are 5/8 Inch, 16mm, and made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel. They'll last longer than you do. And the Best Part... They are sold as a Pair. Cool! So Buy a Set... Become Extra Crispy Tonight! ;)
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Steampunk Fire Necklace
What a Cool Cool Cool Necklace! It’s a Great Looking Locket Pendant that actually GLOWS with Fire Light!!! It Slowly Blinks on and off just like a Real Firefly! Beautiful, Elegant and a Wonderful Keepsake!
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Sons of Anarchy Bracelet
The Sons of Anarchy is an American Crime Drama Television Series about the Lives of a Close-Knit Outlaw Motorcycle Club operating in Charming, a Fictional Town in California’s Central Valley. Each Season involves Two Parallel Plotlines that Intertwine and…
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Rebel Scum Cufflinks
“Freeze You Rebel Scum” is such a GREAT LINE! These Stormtroopers are Ready to SHOOT, and they’ll look Awesome on your Cuffs as well! These Cool Comic Book Cufflinks that will NEVER go out of Style! “NOW FREEZE!”
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Diamond Love Bird Necklace
This is such a Cute Pendant. It’s Two Love Birds (Perfect for your Love Bird), that’s Created in Sterling Silver, and Decorated with Blue Diamonds. With 1/10 in Carat Weight, Accented in Yellow Highlights, these Two Birds will Certainly…












