Scorpion Gold Tone Nipple Shield Ring
This Nipple Shield Barbell Ring is Kick Ass Cool! It's a Gold Toned Scorpion that wraps it's Pinchers around your Nipple. Adorned on the Scorpion's Back are 8 Glistening Crystals. The Barbell itself is 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Hypoallergenic Stainless Steel with 5mm Balls. It's Creepy, Cool, and it will really make your Nipple stand out! HELLO! Sold as a Pair, so you can have Double the FUN! :)
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Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put…
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…
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Realistic Worm Necklace
Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking…
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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Autumn Leaves Apple Watch Watchband
Oh Autumn… From September 22 through December 21 (and then it’s all downhill from there). The time when Fall Leaves Fall (And Trust me, I think every Leaf in the Neighborhood is in my backyard)… So get your Attire…
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Monster Mash Record Earrings
“He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash / The Monster Mash, it was a Graveyard Smash / He did the Mash, it caught on in a Flash…” Everyone LOVES the Monster Mash. And these Fun Dangle Earrings…












