My Butt Hurts! What? Wrist Watch
What a Great Wrist Watch. So Cute and Cuddly it makes my Butt Hurt! :) This Watch has a Big Face that never goes out of Style. Featuring a Three-Hand Quartz Movement and a Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch’s Classic Look is Great for Formal or FUN Occasions. "CHOMP!" Now... "What do you Call a Group of Rabbits Hopping Backwards?" "A Receding Hare Line!" :)
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Skull Zombie Head Ring
Beautiful… A Zombie Head only a Mother could appreciate. A Handcrafted Zombie Skull Ring, featuring a Zombie Face with Turquoise Teeth… Tribal, Crazy, Bizarre, and Ghoulish… It’s all good Fun when you slap on a Zombie and RUN! Made…
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Ogre Ear Trophy Necklace
“Wat? I Can’t Ear You!” This Necklace is an Oddity for sure. It’s a 3.5″ Tall Ogre Ear that Looks Real enough to be Sliced right off a Real Ogre. SWEET! Lord of the Rings Fans will LOVE it!…
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Supernatural KAZ 2Y5 License Plate Pendant
It’s Supernatural, and it’s one Hell of a Pendant! Dean Winchester has the most Iconic Vehicles ever; A Black 1967 Chevy Impala, 327, 4-Barrel, V-8 Engine, Automatic, 4-Door, Hardtop, with the License Plate KAZ 2Y5 (That’s Kansas and the…
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Scorpion Saddle Plug
Actual REAL Scorpion is set into this Poly Resin Saddle Plug. Organic, Creepy, AND Cool! Just think of all the Horrified Reactions you would get with these Bad Boys in your Ears. Plug away, have some FUN!
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The Final Kraut Down Burger Watch
This Bob’s Burgers Watch will tell you when it’s time for the Next Episode. Or your 4:30 Meeting. Yeah. Your 4:30. The Digital Watch Face decorated by Flying Hamburgers is protected by a Flip-up Hamburger. The Band features the…












