Limax Maximus Dangly Slug Earrings
LMAO! I Cringed when I saw these Earrings... Talk about a Conversation Starter... "Um, Dear, you have Something on your Ear...!" HA! They may look REAL, but these Bugs are actually Handmade out of Super Sculpey Clay, Acrylic Paint, and Nail Varnish. Light-Weight, Long, and Hanging on Gold Toned Fish Hook Ear Wires, they're Playful, Shiny, and will get a Reaction or TWO! Slide some in your Ears TODAY! :)
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Suited and Booted Tunnel Plug
Let this Guy be your Conscious. He can sit in your Ear Lobe and be the Guidance that you need. The Good Guy. The Wee Man. Or hey, he could be the Demon too! Just sayin. Fun Plug Featuring…
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Chocolate Donut Bracelet
Homer Jay Simpson APPROVES of this Bracelet! Really! Who wouldn’t? Just look at it… It’s making my Stomach Growl! So Tasty Looking. So Cute. So Cool… Sweet Tooth anyone?
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Golden Dragon Pocket Watch
WOW OH WOW! Look at this Absolutely Beautiful Pocket Watch! It’s the Golden Dragon Pocket Watch with Red Eyes and a Red Gem on the Case. STUNNING DETAILS! Elegant, Sharp, and KICK ASS!
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Slug Bug Beetle Cufflinks
Did you know that “Slug Bug” actually came from a Marketing Campaign run by Volkswagen called “Punch Dub”; A game of seeing VWs and punching their friends. Well, I still have friends that do that. (Crazy as it sounds…)…
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Star Wars Heads Charm Bracelet
The NEW Star Wars Movie: ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY, is hitting theaters SOON (Dec. 16th), and there’s no better way to get in the mood, than with a little Star Wars FUN! Like a Very Cool Charm…












