Give me a Scotch. I'm Starving!
You know what keeps going through my Head? Where's my Sandwich? The next thing going through my Head,.. Does this Bracelet need an Internal Power Supply? I thought not. Because it's made out of Titanium, Carbon Fiber, Epoxy Resin, and Stainless Steel. Ok, so, did you know that the Power Bands are Real? Yup, and we got 'em! But only for a Limited Time. Better Hurry... er Fly!
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Stargate Spinner Ring
Sweet… This is one of the Coolest Spinner Rings you’ll ever see… In this WORLD! HA! For it’s a Stargate Spinner Ring that looks just like the Gate between Dimensions and Universes with all the Chevrons and Glyphs ……
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Leather Bracelet Smartphone Holder
Now this is a GREAT idea… It’s a Stylish Bracelet Cuff, for Man or Woman, that’s Genuine, Durable Brown Leather. And it Transforms into the most Kick-Ass Smart Phone Holder ever! I love it! The Cuff is 8.9 long,…
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Mini Pepperoni Pizza Ring
Want to get through your Dreary Day Smiling? Slip this Miniature Pepperoni Pizza Slice Ring on your Finger, and you’ll be Happy, Singing, and Smelling like Cheese! Okay, it’s NOT a REAL Slice of Pizza, but it will look…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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Funny Belly Button Ring Set
Looking for a fun set of belly button rings? Well come over here… I have a set of 2 navel rings that are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. NSFW rings, that are made out of 316L…
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Rockstar Energy Earrings
“Party like a Rockstar!” And when you do… Make sure to wear these Rockstar Energy Drink Pull Tabs. It’s Dangly and COOL! Pick the Color you Want: Royal Blue, Black, Yellow, Pomegranate, or Red! GULP!












