Give me a Scotch. I'm Starving!
You know what keeps going through my Head? Where's my Sandwich? The next thing going through my Head,.. Does this Bracelet need an Internal Power Supply? I thought not. Because it's made out of Titanium, Carbon Fiber, Epoxy Resin, and Stainless Steel. Ok, so, did you know that the Power Bands are Real? Yup, and we got 'em! But only for a Limited Time. Better Hurry... er Fly!
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Tire Tread Ring
Who doesn’t want Tire Tracks on their body? How Neat is that? This Stainless Steel Ring has Deep Groves with Black Enameling. Looks Awesome, feels COOL! And it won’t Fade, Rust, or Corrode!
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Taco Bell Rings
Well, aren’t these just YUMMY! It’s TWO Rings, Handcrafted and Bent out of Gold Filled Tarnish-Resistant Wire, reading “TACO” on one ring, and “BELL” on the other. Ideal for the Taco Bell Loving Fool. Not only can you wear…
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Sweet Cherries Nipple Rings
Things you can make with Cherries: Sweet and Tart Cherry Pie, Cherry Snowball Cookies, Cherry Crunch, Cherry Bread, Chocolate Cherry Bars, Cherry Cobbler, and NOW… Cherry Nipples! What else? Fun and Sexy Nipple Rings made out of 14 Gauge,…
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Iron Man Power Bar
This is the Avengers “Iron Man” MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band! In other words: AWESOME! Even Tony Stark would wear one of these Limited Edition pieces of Jewelry! Beautifully made, DURABLE, and oh so COOL!
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Skull Bamboo Wood Watch
Not everything for Halloween needs to be Orange and Black… Sometimes a piece of Wood will do just right… Kind of like a Bat in The Walking Dead. Eh? And like this Cool and Creepy Wrist Watch. A Grinning…












