The Indian Peacock has Iridescent Blue and Green Plumage. The “Tail”, known as a “Train”, consists not of Tail Quill Feathers, but Highly Elongated Upper Tail Coverts. These Feathers are Marked with Eyespots, Best seen when the Peacock Fans…

“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)

When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)

LMAO! I LOVE IT… It’s a Pirate Bunny Belly Button Ring that’s just so ADORABLE! A Green Blinging Crystal Navel Ring that Features a Bunny Head and a Pirate Patch across it’s Face. Too Much FUN! Dangling down so…

If you see a Clown this Halloween… RUN! For Clowns are Scary… Especially this Sicko Clown Face. For it’s a Clown Pumpkin that’s Absolutely Terrifying. Creepy Clown Jack-O-Lantern, with Pitch Black Eyes and Razor Sharp Teeth. Stick this Crazy…

It’s the Ultimate Patriotic Charm Bracelet… Featuring all that Red, White, and Blue. Flags, Stars, Liberty Bell, USA, The Statue of Liberty, Engraved Charms, Genuine Swarovski Crystals, and even an Eagle! All Glistening with 24K-Gold Plate and Blinging like…