Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two Different Colors of Course). It’s Adorable and FUN in a Creepy sort of way. Buy Molar Monster and you’ll never be Toothless again! :)
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Smiling Molar Monster Pin with Blue Button Eyes
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Fat Woman Bronze Ring
This ring has me in tears. I about fell off my chair laughing so much. Great, Fun Ring that will certainly break the ice (and your tailbone).
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Vampire Blood Vial Necklace
Such a Cool Necklace… Ain’t nothing better than a little Blood, eh? Well, how about a whole lot of Blood… For this Very Unique Necklace is Filled to the Rim with Bright Red Blood! A Glass Vial that’s Wicked…
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Green Gothic Skull Ring
Get your Fingers ready for Halloween with this Ultra-Witchy Engagement Ring. Featuring a Gothic Skull Ring with a Lovely Green CZ Stone. Perfect for Cosplay, this Ring is Bone Chilling and Creepy Good. Plus, you can Purchase the Skull…
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Eggplant Dangle Drop Earrings
“Oh girl, your lobes are so thicc…” It all started with one emoji, the eggplant, also referred to as the aubergine. Now used in messages, memes, and conversation to represent the male genitalia. Yeah, you can guess which part….
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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Glow-In-The-Dark BAM Plugs
I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!
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