Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two Different Colors of Course). It’s Adorable and FUN in a Creepy sort of way. Buy Molar Monster and you’ll never be Toothless again! :)
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Smiling Molar Monster Pin with Blue Button Eyes
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Love Forever Handcuffs Belly Button Ring
Nothing’s more Romantic than Handcuffs. Right? Especially when it’s “LOVE FOREVER”, as in these Wonderful Belly Button Rings. Such a Fun thing to Dangle from your Original Mouth. A Navel Ring made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, 1.6mm length,…
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Pee Poop Best Friends Necklace
Well Well Well… #1 AND #2… We Go Together Like: Peas and Carrots, Batman and Robin, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Gin and Tonic, Bacon and Eggs, Copy and Paste, Salt and Pepper, Sequins and Hot Glue, Milk and Cookies,…
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You Need More Money Necklace
“Why did the Man put his Money in the Freezer?” “Because He wanted Cold Hard Cash!” Doesn’t everyone? Well… NOW you can Have that CASH anytime you need it. You can be the “Money Grows on Trees” person with…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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Zelda Ocarina of Time Bracelet
Who can Resist the Legend of Zelda? Fan Boys and Girls Rejoice, because this Bracelet is just for YOU! Looking like it stepped out of the Ocarina of Time Nintendo Game, this Cool Colorful Link Bracelet has all the…
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Harry Houdini Magic Bracelet
Harry Houdini is the Most Well Known Magician Ever! From his Vanishing Elephant Trick, to the Chinese Water Torture Cell, the Incredible Handcuff Escapes, and the Spirit Medium Feats, his Legacy Lives just like it does in this Wonderful…
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